Alright, who did this...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by DavidBOC, Nov 2, 2008.

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  1. Reading articles on the BBC website I came across the story of a prank.
    BBC clicky

    This prank had to be committed by someone who is a bit perverted, has a cruel streak and a bizarre sense of humour. Therefore, ARRSEers are the likely suspects.

    Confess now, who from the West Midlands did this?
     
  2. I've got a good alibi
     
  3. I was at work...... honest!
     
  4. Duff link?
     
  5. It was Aunty Stella.

    MDN said so too.
     
  6. That was inconvenient ... no, I'll get my own coat ...
     
  7. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    Wasn't me see he made a basic school boy error
    You should always always (it's a must) put cling film on the seat before the superglue
    That way not only is the victim stuck but they get to swamp themselves too

    Is it wrong to be this pissed at 08:00 and at work aswell?
     
  8. How can they be so sure it was superglue. Maybe it was another kind of sticky substance altogether.....
     
  9. The article said "steel toilet" which I took to mean the one piece stainless steel things like they use in prisons that have no seperate seat.
     
  10. anyone want some superglue, got some left from a batch lot i bought the other day.

    turns out i didnt need as much as i thought it did


    prank.... what prank?
     
  11. That'll teach the dirty bugger!! Always wipe over a public tiolet seat first, just incase an ARSSE member has been in first!! :twisted:
     
  12. Surely, if an arrser had been there before, it'd have been covered in harry monk or the entrails of a local whore, not superglue.
     
  13. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Since nobody put two sand bags at the base of the door and a hosepipe over the top, nor set fire to his feet, I feel we may plead innocent.
     
  14. its been done before..
    COUNTLESS TIMES BEFORE