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In conjunction with Org. I may need a biffter for this.

A is for auscam (who smells funny)

B is for Brite Girlie (who is lovely)

C is for Crabcakes (as in londoncrab)

D is for Dale (because she's a sshhlag).

E is for Effel (he's a nice guy)

F is for Fwuffy (the fat cow)

G is for GreenGrass (you fat fuck)

Carry on please xxx

Remember that P is for Pip xxx
H is for happyhammer (bring an onion)

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