Alms for the poor? And legs too by the look of it.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by filthyphil, Apr 17, 2012.

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  1. Its in Karachi, im surprised they arent worshiping it as a deity! You get all sorts of fucked up shit being born over there!
  2. Fuck me! It's more widespread than I thought......

  3. Is this how spiderman started out?
  4. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Wow! A kid with stabilizers. How novel.
  5. Are they going to call him 'Ant'?
  6. If he'd had four more they could have called him 'Dec'.
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  7. Dad obviously spent too long next to the X-ray machine without his lead underpants on.
  8. On the bright side, his trackpants fit him like a glove.
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  9. Christ only knows what kind of splut they are shooting into their dorises growlers over there, some of the issues are just out of this world...................................oh er, hang on tho....
  10. How many digits have you got on each hand? Are you from Norfolk?
  11. I had briefly considered travelling over and hacking one of the surplus limbs off with a Leatherman to ensure the gag was mathematically accurate, but I thought "No, fuck the pedants".
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