I'll post this cos I'm game for a laugh and It'll serve me right..... Picture this. You getting chatting to a chick in the Arrse chatroom. They are new to the arewa you live in and a long way from home. You decide to do the decent thing and show them the sights. You PM and then swap Yahoo details. Then the conversation begins: (Identity of other party changed) lucy : hi Bossdog: hey there Bossdog: havent used yahoo in years lucy: hi darling lucy: yes got a bit boring when they banned all the kinky chat rooms Bossdog: F Bossdog: didnt it !!! Bossdog: So where did u move to Belfast from? lucy: plymouth Bossdog: you must feel awfully lonely in Belfast then? Bossdog: are you originally from England? lucy: yes, just me in my little flat with noone to talk to (sigh) Bossdog: I'm english too Bossdog: obviously i moved here with work but have my own house lucy: holywood is quite near to belfast? Bossdog: 3 miles away Bossdog: on the road to Bangor lucy: want to meet up? Bossdog: yeah sure Bossdog: Its shite being somewhere and not knowing anybody Bossdog: i know how you must feel lucy: would be nice to meet a brit guy lucy: do u want to meet your place or mine **I click the profile picture.Picture of a bloke dressed like a girl comes up** Bossdog: hang on a minute...r u a bloke? lucy: not really Bossdog: thats like a yes or no answer? lucy: yes Bossdog: sorry mate. I'm a straight guy. I thought you were a chick. No offence like. lucy: i suck likea girl Bossdog: I'm sorry dude but im gonna pretend you didnt say that and wish you well. N o offence but im totally straight ok.