ally vegans?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by samain11, Jan 20, 2013.

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  1. Lets get this right, is she using a red-hot iron to burn the volunteer. Isn't that a bit like cooking meat?
     
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  2. She doesn't look like she lives off of twigs and nuts, the fat fucking bint.

    Really showing how willing she is to make a sacrifice for her cause by branding someone else, I can't imagine the stresses she'll go through doing that.

    Fat fucking berry munching cunt.
     
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  3. Wordsmith

    Wordsmith LE Book Reviewer

    I think you could call her a bit of a porker....

    Hat, coat.

    Wordsmith
     
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  4. Get a couple of metal studs in her meatflaps then weld them together if she really wants to make a statement.
     
  5. I love to see the faces of the veggy/vegan types when they're told that wine is cleared by using isinglass from fish guts. I say kill them by chucking tins of lentils at them.
     
  6. I don't think I could ever be interested in a woman who won't put meat in her mouth.
     
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  7. its more fun if you force it in -
     
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  8. She's blonde, has decent-size tits and wants to torture vegans with a branding-iron. I think I'm in love.
     
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  9. I'd eat them tits in one sitting
     

  10. I think it doesn't shock her because she is a raving loon.


    But no brand for herself? It doesn't sound like she is as passionate about this as she makes out.

    I call 'Passion Walt'
     
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  11. I like the bit about her husband also being a dedicated vegan.

    I will bet cashy money that:
    A: He wasn't even a vegetarian when they met,
    B: He only went down that path to get in her kecks
    And C: He'd probably kill for a bacon butty if he thought he could get away with it without her knowing.

    Sent by carrier pigeon using Speckled Jim
     
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  12. She'll need eyes in the back of her head to avoid someone joke-branding her arse with a McDonalds 'M'.
     
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