Allowing a Septic into the family?

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ADC
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#1
Dear Agony Arrse.

My number one son (OK, my only son), he who is a Medic in some long forgotten part of BFG, who is an 18 year old, is in love. He has just announced to me that he is not only in love, but engaged! If that's not bad enough, she's a 20 year old Septic who has come over to spend Christmas with us. They met online and have spent the last week together, and now they want to marry.

What should I do?












(Deliberately placed in the NAAFI Bar)
 
#2
For a start, teach her table manners and how to spell.
 
#7
Just keep calling her a colonial, and keep chortling "ho ho ho". Apparently they think you're calling them a whore, or so my yank sister in law claimed. :-D
 
#9
8 posts in and no one asks to see a pic of the woman with her puppies out? Fucking disgraceful.
 
#10
Check her underwear, if it's pink she's escaped from a prison in Phoenix!!!!.
 
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cloudbuster

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#12
Just make sure she's emptied the Class VI store on your behalf; can't have her visiting her new inlaws without suitable gifts.

(Just a thought; the poor girl is aware of your particular circumstances, isn't she?)
 
#15
Oh dear! This cannot end well.
A Septic engaged to a Hominy!!! The Horror! The Horror! Septics are.....erm... wait one... never mind

(more serious note - should be OK unless the girl wears a hat or t-shirt with interlocking "NY" as a logo. It indicates affiliation with the New York Yankees, a sure sign of alignment with the forces of darkness and evil and probable Satanic influences)
 
#17
Dear Agony Arrse.

My number one son (OK, my only son), he who is a Medic in some long forgotten part of BFG, who is an 18 year old, is in love. He has just announced to me that he is not only in love, but engaged! If that's not bad enough, she's a 20 year old Septic who has come over to spend Christmas with us. They met online and have spent the last week together, and now they want to marry.

What should I do?













(Deliberately placed in the NAAFI Bar)
Move the furniture before she tips up, they`re all about as wide as the standard railway guage, 4' 8 1/2" I'd also fill the fridge with lard, marshmellows and pop tarts and hide any firearms.
 
#20
Dear Agony Arrse.

My number one son (OK, my only son), he who is a Medic in some long forgotten part of BFG, who is an 18 year old, is in love. He has just announced to me that he is not only in love, but engaged! If that's not bad enough, she's a 20 year old Septic who has come over to spend Christmas with us. They met online and have spent the last week together, and now they want to marry.

What should I do?
Take secret pictures of her in the shower and post them on a well known military website - that'll show her.
 

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