Allowances for the falklands?

Discussion in 'Army Pay, Claims & JPA' started by matelow-wafu, Apr 2, 2012.

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  1. Can anyone help me out. I've just been to the falklands for 10 days and I'm wondering what I'm allowed to claim. LSA is a given, I stayed at MPA so no LOA is there anything else?Thanks in advance
  2. Nope, sorry.
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  3. Ahh well now, there's:

    Sheep dating allowance
    Excess wind (external weather) allowance
    Excess wind (mutton derived) allowance
    Bennie boredom allowance
    Ipod allowance (including Iranian supplement)
    Penguin allowance
    Asking daft questions on a public website allowance.
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  4. Which way did you come in.
  5. Scottish Distant Islands Allowance?
  6. You missed Dale's tour of duty in the Falklands. Count your blessings.:-x ^~ :pirat:

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  7. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

    Allowance you say FFs!!! you should be proud to be treading on hallowed ground, and be learning about the history of the islands, not whinging about pound notes. the only allowance we received was as much ammo as you could carry and oppotunity the to use it . Jog on petal
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  8. Oh and don't forget to apply for a medal.
  9. Does anyone know the NSN of that underwear, please?
  10. Sod the NSN what's her phone number
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  11. Hopefully you will have some new tanned spick neighbours joining you soon.
  12. Well flower thank you for you constructive reply. I'm not whinging, just asking for some help because my UPO are useles. It appears I'm not going to get a sensible answer, not that I'm against a bit of banter.
  13. Or a length of OMD 80 lubed cock slid into your colon - navy bummer.
  14. Are there any adults with anything helpful to say?
  15. Yes, do you need any more OMD 80?
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