Allowances for the falklands?

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matelow-wafu

Guest
#1
Can anyone help me out. I've just been to the falklands for 10 days and I'm wondering what I'm allowed to claim. LSA is a given, I stayed at MPA so no LOA is there anything else?Thanks in advance
 
#3
Ahh well now, there's:

Sheep dating allowance
Excess wind (external weather) allowance
Excess wind (mutton derived) allowance
Bennie boredom allowance
Ipod allowance (including Iranian supplement)
Penguin allowance
Asking daft questions on a public website allowance.
 
#6
You missed Dale's tour of duty in the Falklands. Count your blessings.:-x ^~ :pirat:

RAF Bint With Thunder Thighs.jpg
 

Pararegtom

LE
Book Reviewer
#7
Can anyone help me out. I've just been to the falklands for 10 days and I'm wondering what I'm allowed to claim. LSA is a given, I stayed at MPA so no LOA is there anything else?Thanks in advance


Allowance you say FFs!!! you should be proud to be treading on hallowed ground, and be learning about the history of the islands, not whinging about pound notes. the only allowance we received was as much ammo as you could carry and oppotunity the to use it . Jog on petal
 
#8
Ahh well now, there's:

Sheep dating allowance
Excess wind (external weather) allowance
Excess wind (mutton derived) allowance
Bennie boredom allowance
Ipod allowance (including Iranian supplement)
Penguin allowance
Asking daft questions on a public website allowance.
Oh and don't forget to apply for a medal.
 
M

matelow-wafu

Guest
#12
Allowance you say FFs!!! you should be proud to be treading on hallowed ground, and be learning about the history of the islands, not whinging about pound notes. the only allowance we received was as much ammo as you could carry and oppotunity the to use it . Jog on petal
Well flower thank you for you constructive reply. I'm not whinging, just asking for some help because my UPO are useles. It appears I'm not going to get a sensible answer, not that I'm against a bit of banter.
 
#13
Well flower thank you for you constructive reply. I'm not whinging, just asking for some help because my UPO are useles. It appears I'm not going to get a sensible answer, not that I'm against a bit of banter.
Or a length of OMD 80 lubed cock slid into your colon - navy bummer.
 
M

matelow-wafu

Guest
#17
Fine for omd 80 thanks and found plenty of cocks on here, so my bumming needs are catered for. Just the allowances I need help with
 
#18
Are there any adults with anything helpful to say?
You've had your answer.

Nothing.
Zilch.
Nowt.

Say sorry to PRT, or I'll make you my duty bitch.

Oh, and the bird in the photo is RAF and fat. I feel sullied.
 
M

matelow-wafu

Guest
#20
Thank you for a sensible comment. I had realised this is an army site, but I had thought it had grown beyond a single service. I was at a brief by the pension society who recommended keeping an eye on this site for pension buzzes. It appears that what I thought was a reasonable question has attracted some banter and sadly some idiots. I will delete my profile as some on here seem to have taken offence at a matelow posting. Thank you to those who posted either banter or a helpfull comment ruined as normal by a few idiots.
 

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