Allied Threat States..

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dont care if you've seen it before, this made me laugh...

OTHER UPDATES FROM OUR NATO AND COALITION PARTNERS:



The Italians have increased their Alert Level from 'SHOUTING EXCITEDLY' to
'ELABORATE MILITARY POSTURING'. Two more increasing Alert Levels exist,
namely 'INNEFECTIVE COMBAT OPERATIONS' and 'CHANGE SIDES'



The Germans have also increased their Alert Level from'DISDAINFUL ARROGANCE'
to 'FULL DRESS UNIFORM AND MARCHING SONGS'. They too have 2 higher Alert
Levels, 'INVADE A NEIGHBOUR' and 'LOSE'.



Seing the reaction in Continental Europe, the USA has increased its Alert
Level from 'ISOLATIONISM' to 'IDENTIFY SOMEWHERE RIPE FOR REGIME CHANGE'.
Their remaining higher Alert levels are 'TAKE ON THE WORLD' and 'ASK THE
BRITS FOR HELP'



AND FINALLY...



Here in the UK we have increased our own Alert Level from 'CHIN UP AND
PRETEND NOTHING IS HAPPENING' to 'PUT THE KETTLE ON AND MAKE ANOTHER CUP OF
TEA'. Our own higher Alert Levels are now classified as 'STIFF UPPER LIP
AND REMAIN CHEERFUL' to WIN.
 

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