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Allah hates Muslims

#1
it's true.

after reading this BBC article i have reached the conclusion that Allah is the biggest con-man in the divine world.

he doesn't like darkies, but instead of just killing them all he's playing games with them.

"i'm your god! blow yourself up, you'll get virgins and stuff. i recommend doing it in a crowded area, like your local market" *snigger*

"hey, why don't you fly a couple planes into buildings belonging to the greatest military power the world has ever seen! i promise you paradise i swear." *smirk*

"have a sip of my holy water. it won't give you cancer at all or anything." *grin*

i can just imagine him going down the pub to meet Zeus, Thor, God and his kid Jesus, after a long day baiting muslims: "guys you'll never believe what i got the braindead fucktards to do today! LOL"



anymore examples of the divine playing games with us mere mortals?
 
#6
Should this story not be kept under wraps?

Surely it makes more sense to add more arsnic or worse to the well, encourage the drinking of Zam Zam and sit back and watch Islam slowly kill itself off

:)
 
#7
How about Old God himself? "Yeah I've got this son see, born on 25th December, so I reckon you should buy everyone some presents or something ... or at least a chocolate advent calander".

"Ah ... got some bad news ... he died ... I need you to buy some easter eggs".
 
#11
Jarrod raises a good point.

"you live in one of the hottest parts of the world... i want you to wear this thick black carpet"

here's another:

"nah mate you go to hell if you have a bacon butty or a beer."

So Allah would be talking to himself then? or maybe even Yewah
if you want to be a filthy fucking pedant, do it properly.

it's YAHWEH.

:p
 
#13
Making both male and female genitals as aesthetically pleasing as roadkill must be a sick joke on God/Allah/Jehovah's part, and what the fuck is the male g-spot doing in the arse? Bastard's taking the piss!
 
#14
it's true.

after reading this BBC article i have reached the conclusion that Allah is the biggest con-man in the divine world.

he doesn't like darkies, but instead of just killing them all he's playing games with them.

"i'm your god! blow yourself up, you'll get virgins and stuff. i recommend doing it in a crowded area, like your local market" *snigger*

"hey, why don't you fly a couple planes into buildings belonging to the greatest military power the world has ever seen! i promise you paradise i swear." *smirk*

"have a sip of my holy water. it won't give you cancer at all or anything." *grin*

i can just imagine him going down the pub to meet Zeus, Thor, God and his kid Jesus, after a long day baiting muslims: "guys you'll never believe what i got the braindead fucktards to do today! LOL"



anymore examples of the divine playing games with us mere mortals?
From the evidence, Allah hates everyone. The fucker does not give a toss about who gets killed in his name.
 
#18
From the evidence, Allah hates everyone. The fucker does not give a toss about who gets killed in his name.
well if you want to compare muslims casualties to western casualties in the last 10 years then i'd say they're probably 1000 higher?

sure, he doesn't care much about us, but he must really LOATH his followers.

i want you guys to walk throught the streets and cut yourselves all over, please. thanks.
 

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