All your Crimbo 2006 - NYE 2007 stuff in this thread please

#1
Bored with those dreadful 'jokes' and mottoes in the middle of humdrum, distinctly average and somewhat pedestrian civilian Xmas crackers?

Then look no further!!

Simply print this off and slip them into your in-laws crackers this festive season...



Enjoy team - is this the first Xmas thread? :)
 
#2
I've had a few PMs asking me to improve the image quality for printing.

As an ARRSE Moderator, I exist only to serve....





Enjoy...
 
#3
Another mouthfull of lager over the keyboard/screen.
Thank fcuk it`s still under warrenty.
Priceless, can`t wait to infiltrate these into a box of M&S luxury crackers.
 
#6
Sorry if that I was you I robbed it off. Still makes me chuckle now :)
 
#15
While at work yesterday I got to thinking about my Christmas card list and how w@nk the cards are. Is it time for Arrse to produce it's own?
If so what would you put on them?

MDN dressed as Santa skiffing an elf?

The Arrse Maidens Carol singing dressed in festive frillies and SAS stylee blacked out eyes?

The Arrse Maidens dressed in festive frillies, SAS stylee blacked out eyes being skiffed by MDN dressed as Santa?

Any other ideas
 
#16
Why not have ARRSE Crimble cards and the proceeds go to the RBL?

MsG
 
#17
Not actually a bad idea bugsy, however, do you really think the RBL will want anything to do with "Happy Crimbo, you Mlaring spaccer" or "We sciff you a Merry Christmas" cards???
 
#20
indoubitabley said:
Not actually a bad idea bugsy, however, do you really think the RBL will want anything to do with "Happy Crimbo, you Mlaring spaccer" or "We sciff you a Merry Christmas" cards???
No, I mean proper Crimble cards. Like a jovial Santa in his sled with two grim-looking little elves armed with A2s riding shotgun. Or Santa and his sled stuck in a minefield while a little elf prods the deck with a stick looking for APMs. Y'know, traditional stuff, but with a military theme.

MsG

E2A: We could have PotatoHead as Santa for starters!
 

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