• ARRSE have partnered with Armadillo Merino to bring you an ARRSE exclusive, generous discount offer on their full price range.
    To keep you warm with the best of Merino gear, visit www.armadillomerino.co.uk and use the code: NEWARRSE40 at the checkout to get 40% off!
    This superb deal has been generously offered to us by Armadillo Merino and is valid until midnight on the the 28th of February.

"All the nice girls love a soldier"

#9
The_Snail said:
Mr.X said:
Apparently 12% of guys join the Army to get laid... :?
What do the women join for?
the same reason except that they can be more picky due to the unequal numbers. Although those I have met wouldnt be interested in the blokes...if you catch my drift.

Or it could just be so they could possibly boss a bloke around one day.
 
#12
fusil89 said:
The_Snail said:
Mr.X said:
Apparently 12% of guys join the Army to get laid... :?
What do the women join for?
the same reason except that they can be more picky due to the unequal numbers. Although those I have met wouldnt be interested in the blokes...if you catch my drift.

Or it could just be so they could possibly boss a bloke around one day.
Just one day? I make it my main effort to boss them about every day.
 
#13
The_Snail said:
fusil89 said:
The_Snail said:
Mr.X said:
Apparently 12% of guys join the Army to get laid... :?
What do the women join for?
the same reason except that they can be more picky due to the unequal numbers. Although those I have met wouldnt be interested in the blokes...if you catch my drift.

Or it could just be so they could possibly boss a bloke around one day.
Just one day? I make it my main effort to boss them about every day.
Thought you stopped shouting at cadet's after that last encounter where you ran away crying like a biatch.
 
#14
shortarms said:
The_Snail said:
fusil89 said:
The_Snail said:
Mr.X said:
Apparently 12% of guys join the Army to get laid... :?
What do the women join for?
the same reason except that they can be more picky due to the unequal numbers. Although those I have met wouldnt be interested in the blokes...if you catch my drift.

Or it could just be so they could possibly boss a bloke around one day.
Just one day? I make it my main effort to boss them about every day.
Thought you stopped shouting at cadet's after that last encounter where you ran away crying like a biatch.
Look son, just because you are TA doesn't mean you can gob off.
 
#15
The_Snail said:
shortarms said:
The_Snail said:
fusil89 said:
The_Snail said:
Mr.X said:
Apparently 12% of guys join the Army to get laid... :?
What do the women join for?
the same reason except that they can be more picky due to the unequal numbers. Although those I have met wouldnt be interested in the blokes...if you catch my drift.

Or it could just be so they could possibly boss a bloke around one day.
Just one day? I make it my main effort to boss them about every day.
Thought you stopped shouting at cadet's after that last encounter where you ran away crying like a biatch.
Look son, just because you are TA doesn't mean you can gob off.
Just because you're at an RE unit doesn't make you a sapper :D
 
#16
The_Snail said:
shortarms said:
The_Snail said:
fusil89 said:
The_Snail said:
Mr.X said:
Apparently 12% of guys join the Army to get laid... :?
What do the women join for?
the same reason except that they can be more picky due to the unequal numbers. Although those I have met wouldnt be interested in the blokes...if you catch my drift.

Or it could just be so they could possibly boss a bloke around one day.
Just one day? I make it my main effort to boss them about every day.
Thought you stopped shouting at cadet's after that last encounter where you ran away crying like a biatch.
Look son, just because you are TA doesn't mean you can gob off.
You can only dream of being as good as TA. Stick to the Girl Guides you Walt.
 
#17
"Look son, just because you are TA doesn't mean you can gob off."

I think she has said that a few times before (except maybe replace "TA" with "cadet")

only kidding snail...no need to shout at me. I couldnt handle it...
 
#18
In the space of 10 seconds, I just got "walted", accused of working with cadets, and "fella'd" by REgards.

What is the world coming to?

Can you lot not just poke off to "Charity Auctions" and buy some of the tat that Toppers found in my house?
 

Latest Threads

New Posts