All right, mate. Get in the panda...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by smartascarrots, Feb 19, 2008.

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    Is it just me or does anyone else find the whole idea hysterically funny?

    And, sadly, all too familiar.
  2. Panda porn?
    So wrong, so very, very wrong...

    ...and yet...

    ...don't suppose you've got a link to the video itself do you? Just for academic research, obviously. :wink:
  3. You get attacked by pandas after sex too? Feck, I thought it was just me.
  4. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Never had sex with a panda. Now in one, different matter!
  5. Sadly, no. I was in the mood for some... research, yes... myself.

    And every bird I've ever slept with, once the drink wears off.
  6. Is gothepanda on it?
  7. That's maybe the very reason she was so touchy! After reading two of his posts, I wanted to twat him as well.
  8. No difference there then :wink:
  9. Do pandas like blue wkd? A cheap and proven solution to the problem.
  10. just give male panda balaclava and knife works for me
  11. Superb!

    Do they do panda lezzer stuff? or panda man on man action or is it all rather more conventional?

    And do pandas maz?

    Could be a waste of everyone's time if you show the bears some filth and they just toss off behind the bamboo.