All-new NHS Safe Sex campaign!

#1
Folks,

Not that I'm suggesting for a second that anyone who regularly frequents this site needs advice in the passionate arts, but I am aware that we seem to be experiencing a slight increase in the numbers of...errr...younger persons recently.

So, just for them, I give you the (pucka gen) latest offering from the NHS designed to raise awareness of this important social issue!

"Ma baws are full to burst Kirsty...."
 
#2
And if you have any questions, remember you can always ask Willy.

Come to think of it, almost all the problems I've had with sex have come from listening to my willy.
 
#3
Q. I have small tits. Will I ever get a boyfriend?

A. No matter what they may say to each other, boys like all kinds and shapes of girls. And boys are interested in your personality, too.
Personality? Is that a euphemism for cunt?
 
#4
This is classic! How did you find it?

You can protect yourself against sexually transmitted infections (STIs) by

A: using a condom
B: using an empty crisp packet
C: washing your cock with soap after a shag

Answer: All of them?
 
#5
smartascarrots said:
And if you have any questions, remember you can always ask Willy.
They obviously thought they had already been too daring and risque with 'Willy' that they couldn't stretch to simply calling the girlie 'Fanny', not Jill.

smartascarrots said:
Come to think of it, almost all the problems I've had with sex have come from listening to my willy.
Did you end up with glue-ear, perchance? :D
 
#7
Q. The boys in my class call me gay as I don't have a girlfriend. Do you think I could be gay?

A. Not having a girlfriend is no reason to think you're gay. You could be religous and thinking of becoming a catholic priest,thats all.
 

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