All-new NHS Safe Sex campaign!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Proximo, Jul 26, 2008.

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  1. Folks,

    Not that I'm suggesting for a second that anyone who regularly frequents this site needs advice in the passionate arts, but I am aware that we seem to be experiencing a slight increase in the numbers of...errr...younger persons recently.

    So, just for them, I give you the (pucka gen) latest offering from the NHS designed to raise awareness of this important social issue!

    "Ma baws are full to burst Kirsty...."
  2. And if you have any questions, remember you can always ask Willy.

    Come to think of it, almost all the problems I've had with sex have come from listening to my willy.
  3. Personality? Is that a euphemism for cunt?
  4. This is classic! How did you find it?

    Answer: All of them?
  5. They obviously thought they had already been too daring and risque with 'Willy' that they couldn't stretch to simply calling the girlie 'Fanny', not Jill.

    Did you end up with glue-ear, perchance? :D
  6. Anne-Marie nicked ma Bucky
  7. Q. The boys in my class call me gay as I don't have a girlfriend. Do you think I could be gay?

    A. Not having a girlfriend is no reason to think you're gay. You could be religous and thinking of becoming a catholic priest,thats all.
  8. Just pure class hope they do one about drinking next