All men watch porn

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Spacehopper383, Dec 2, 2009.

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  1. What a waste of money, I could have told you that.

    All men watch porn

    It's like saying 98% of men are w**kers and the other 2% are liars.

    :?
     
  2. And in other news, bears still sh1tting in woods.....
     
  3. Absolute nonsense. I certainly have never looked at pornography. My only vice is a small tipple of homebrew in my shed after work.

    Pornography is wrong and it degrades women...
     
  4. I thought that was the point!
     
  5. All men watch porn! Pfffff.... only if there's fcukin' donkeys in it! :twisted:
     
  6. and the Pope is still Catholic (and watching porn!!!!!!!!!!)
     
  7. I take issue with the term 'consumption of porn'. I wouldn't eat or drink the stuff, especially afterwards 8O
     
  8. Just out of curiousity does anyone know what percentage of women masturbate ?
     
  9. My laptop gets embarrassed.
     
  10. And I take issue with the words "porn" and "pornography". It is just a sexist term used by womens rights campaigner who are just too ugly to get a shag.

    I prefer the term "Alternative media expressing the joy of human sexuality". its a much more PC term and if I am lucky I could obtain government funding to do some research.

    Mind you I may need some funding if Mrs A catches me watching porn sorry AMETJOHS again.
     
  11. What about all those burly tattoed men who look really unhappy and degraded as they're being blown just before they anally intrude on some silicon-enhanced goddess? Equality CW, equality!

    Is this the benefit of a private schooling :D .



    Edited to add, there was a piece in the Times yesterday about the different searches on Google for different areas in the UK. Not once did I see the word Porn! I don't know about you but I don't google High School Musical when I fancy some light relief. Oh . . .erm . . Maybe I should! 8O
     
  12. only if it contains veg and shit is it classed as porn round here, the rest of the stuff is shit you watch whilst waiting for hollyoaks
     
  13. Or else why would any one pay for broadband? :twisted:

    YM
     
  14. when were you last in the woods?????

    they now have portaloos dur! :)
     

  15. The old lazy eye again...I thought it was consumation.. achieving a good arsehole fuck with an under age girl who hangs around stables. :drool: :lick:
    Damn :!: :pissedoff: