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.......FAIL

Shortarse Australian portraying a time-travelling pedo painted in 'warpaint' colours not used in Scotland in the previous millennium, wearing a skirt that wouldn't be invented for another couple of hundred years - by an Englishman, yep, EPIC FAIL
 
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.......FAIL

Shortarse Australian portraying a time-travelling pedo painted in 'warpaint' colours not used in Scotland in the previous millennium, wearing a skirt that wouldn't be invented for another couple of hundred tears - by an Englishman, yep, EPIC FAIL

Also a fail. Gibson's a Yank who just happened to live in Australia for a few years.
 
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A bestialist, a sadist, a murderer, a necrophiliac, a pyromaniac and a masochist are sat in the dayroom of Broadmoor Hospital.
The bestialist says "Let's catch a cat and rape it!"
The sadist says "Then we'll torture it!"
The murderer says "Then we'll kill it!"
The necrophiliac says "Then we'll **** it again!"
The pyromaniac adds "Then we'll set it on fire!"
There's a moment of silence and they all turn to look at the masochist, he replies "Miaow?"
 
Nope, family became Australian to avoid the Vietnam war (was a very popular pastime back then)

Mel Gibson | Biography, Movies, & Facts

Mel Gibson: Proud or prejudiced?

So.....FAIL, FAIL, are you Blind Harry?

Born Mel Colmcille Gerard Gibson
January 3, 1956 (age 62)
Peekskill, New York, U.S.
Citizenship
Irish
American

He has Australian permanent residency, not citizenship. He didn't move to Australia until he was 12 & since his career took off he's spent much of his time back in his homeland.
 
Born Mel Colmcille Gerard Gibson
January 3, 1956 (age 62)
Peekskill, New York, U.S.
Citizenship
Irish
American

He has Australian permanent residency, not citizenship. He didn't move to Australia until he was 12 & since his career took off he's spent much of his time back in his homeland.

Mel Gibson
, in full Mel Columcille Gerard Gibson, (born January 3, 1956, Peekskill, New York, U.S.), American-born Australian actor who became an international star with a series of action-adventure films in the 1980s and later earned acclaim as a director and producer.

So you were wrong, thanks, always a good idea to at least browse the links you're given......
 
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