All Internet links/videos/pictures in here ONLY

1638186249770.png
 
Hells bells have not sung that for many a year .... can still remember parts of it .
I put my finger in a woodpecker’s hole,
And the woodpecker said, “God bless my soul,
Take it out. take it out, take it out,
REMOVE IT.”

I removed my finger from a woodpecker’s hole,
And the woodpecker said, “God bless my soul,
Put it back. put it back. put it back,
REPLACE IT.”

I replaced my finger in a woodpecker’s hole,
And the woodpecker said, “God bless my soul,
Turn it around, turn it around, turn it around,
REVOLVE IT.”

I revolved my finger in a woodpecker’s hole,
And the woodpecker said, “God bless my soul,
Turn it back, turn it back, turn it back.
REVERSE IT.”

I reversed my finger in a woodpecker’s hole,
And the woodpecker said, “God bless my soul,
In and out, in and out, in and out,
RECIPROCATE IT.”

I reciprocated my finger in a woodpecker’s hole,
And the woodpecker said, “God bless my soul,
Speed it up, speed it up, speed it down.
ACCELERATE IT.”

I accelerated my finger in a woodpecker’s hole,
And the woodpecker said, “God bless my soul,
Slow it down, slow it down, slow it down,
RETARD IT.”

I retarded my finger in a woodpecker’s hole,
And the woodpecker said, “God bless my soul,
Once again, once again, once again,
REPEAT IT.”

I repeated my finger in a woodpecker’s hole,
And the woodpecker said, “God bless my soul,
Leave it in, leave it in, leave it in,
RELAX IT,”

I released my finger in a woodpecker’s hole,
And the woodpecker said, “God bless my soul,
Pull it out, pull it out, pull it out,
RETRACT IT.”

I retracted my finger from a woodpecker’s hole,
And the woodpecker said, “God bless my soul,
Take a whiff, take a whiff, take a whiff,
REVOLTING.”
 
There are some real morons out there
perhaps next time they fly over his house they could put something special on the aircrafts tracker
he is bound to be a plane spotter type with all the apps
or Maybe the RN can buzz the F"""" house for half an hour


Every time a helicopter lands at Alder Hey the switchboard lights up with noise complaints.
We get complaints even if its a low flying plane nothing to do with the hospital.
There's a list of flagged numbers on the system that the operators see the yellow band on the number they know to ignore it during any landings as they known nuisance calls.
Never mind saving kids lives, I can't hear countdown...
 
I put my finger in a woodpecker’s hole,
And the woodpecker said, “God bless my soul,
Take it out. take it out, take it out,
REMOVE IT.”

I removed my finger from a woodpecker’s hole,
And the woodpecker said, “God bless my soul,
Put it back. put it back. put it back,
REPLACE IT.”

I replaced my finger in a woodpecker’s hole,
And the woodpecker said, “God bless my soul,
Turn it around, turn it around, turn it around,
REVOLVE IT.”

I revolved my finger in a woodpecker’s hole,
And the woodpecker said, “God bless my soul,
Turn it back, turn it back, turn it back.
REVERSE IT.”

I reversed my finger in a woodpecker’s hole,
And the woodpecker said, “God bless my soul,
In and out, in and out, in and out,
RECIPROCATE IT.”

I reciprocated my finger in a woodpecker’s hole,
And the woodpecker said, “God bless my soul,
Speed it up, speed it up, speed it down.
ACCELERATE IT.”

I accelerated my finger in a woodpecker’s hole,
And the woodpecker said, “God bless my soul,
Slow it down, slow it down, slow it down,
RETARD IT.”

I retarded my finger in a woodpecker’s hole,
And the woodpecker said, “God bless my soul,
Once again, once again, once again,
REPEAT IT.”

I repeated my finger in a woodpecker’s hole,
And the woodpecker said, “God bless my soul,
Leave it in, leave it in, leave it in,
RELAX IT,”

I released my finger in a woodpecker’s hole,
And the woodpecker said, “God bless my soul,
Pull it out, pull it out, pull it out,
RETRACT IT.”

I retracted my finger from a woodpecker’s hole,
And the woodpecker said, “God bless my soul,
Take a whiff, take a whiff, take a whiff,
REVOLTING.”

Right all I need to do now is to down copious amounts of alcohol and wait for the starter of " Sing Sing or Show Your Ring " ... wild ... wild ... happy days
 
262079922_10158531651582951_3809728272628724211_n.jpg
 

New Posts

Latest Threads

Top