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He slipped his fingers in, stirred them about, looking for the elusive spot. It was warm, wet, but didn't smell good. He vowed never to drop his phone in a fresh cowpat again.
He slipped his fingers in, stirred them about, looking for the elusive spot. It was warm, wet, but didn't smell good. He vowed never to drop his phone in a fresh cowpat again.
Didn't go as planned I'm thinking.Your father was a transvestite?
You don't actually need to rebarrel them! The .303 and 7.62x54R have the same bore dimensions (.311). All you need to do is run in a 7.62x54R chamber reamer..
I was a pongo, I know two things about the RN, nothing and **** all.You do know what the cap and HMS tally are I suppose?
What, even more than this bellend ?A top of the line, grade 1 ****** it would seem
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Actor Laurence Fox announces London mayor election bid
The actor says if elected he would end lockdown more than a month earlier than has been announced.www.bbc.co.uk
I'd estimate they are on a par.What, even more than this bellend ?
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ALLUH AKBAR!I'd estimate they are on a par.
Dry your eyes princess, they are NOT on a par as anyone with a modicum of common sense would realise.I'd estimate they are on a par.
I'd estimate they are on a par.
So you're disputing the amount of wankiness they display, whilst acknowledging they are both ********?Dry your eyes princess, they are NOT on a par as anyone with a modicum of common sense would realise.
And they're wet.I was a pongo, I know two things about the RN, nothing and **** all.
Nope, I am not, so stop putting words in my mouth. Your man Khan is an out and out failure as a Mayor and I think Fox would do a better job.So you're disputing the amount of wankiness they display, whilst acknowledging they are both ********?
*politician/aspiring politician = ******.
Don't think Laurence Fox's Dad drove a bus, though.
Happy to be corrected . . .
Nope, I am not, so stop putting words in my mouth. Your man Khan is an out and out failure as a Mayor and I think Fox would do a better job.
Khan ain't my man. Neither is someone whose main policy seems to be lifting the lockdown early.Nope, I am not, so stop putting words in my mouth. Your man Khan is an out and out failure as a Mayor and I think Fox would do a better job.
Yeah, through Christmas Markets was a speciality.Was Khans dad a bus driver?