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[BossHogg]

I was attached with the Fd Sqn that replaced them and when we moved into Death Star, it was severely trashed

They had all wages stopped as they were getting pissed every night and starting fights, they just resorted to mugging and carried on getting pissed!!!

 

[Nimbus]

At last, an all purpose tyre...

 

[Ciggie]

Hmmm, considering all the publicity lazy, shiftless fat bastards have been getting recently...

We went shopping with £30 to show what children should be getting

As pictures of woefully inadequate school meal packages circulate online, we went to Asda armed with £30 to show what children should be getting.

www.lynnnews.co.uk

 

[Ciggie]

 

[Mary Hinge]

 

[Ciggie]

I know there is probably a more appropriate spot on here ( yeah, yeah, the Hole. Right. ) but it is very real.

 

[RTU'd]

I had Sir Billy Connolly down in the dead pool thread to go in 2021.

Now he has had the vaccine he has sold out & is outed as a coffin dodger.

 

[Ciggie]

Dominic Cummings' minions at work.

 

[Joshua Slocum]

probably an old one but here goes

 

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[Ciggie]

probably an old one but here goes
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I always wondered about that ! Ta mucker !

 

[Ciggie]

How do you catch this ? I want it !!!!

Man whose body turns food into alcohol can get blind drunk from a slice of cake

Nick Carson suffers from a rare disorder called auto brewery syndrome and can get blind drunk without him touching a drop of alcohol - he has to carry a breathalyser with him at all times

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[Ciggie]

Ah, the internet. Source of profound knowledge, expanding people's understanding of the universe since, oooh, 1993 or so. How did we ever manage without it ?

 

[Ciggie]

Hmmm. I know that feeling....

 

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[Ciggie]

Absolutely true. One reason I never pay too much attention to learning the language of whatever country I'm in is so that I am not subjected to the utter ******* drivel that most people talk.

 

[shiny_arrse]

How do you catch this ? I want it !!!!

Man whose body turns food into alcohol can get blind drunk from a slice of cake

Nick Carson suffers from a rare disorder called auto brewery syndrome and can get blind drunk without him touching a drop of alcohol - he has to carry a breathalyser with him at all times

www.mirror.co.uk

You need yeast in your gut. Not all yeast will produce ethanol, so choose wisely.

 

[Ciggie]

Not too sure about the Ramen bit, but I expect proper spaghetti would work. Looks better than Pot fecking Noodle.