I've had many a wobbly legged night on Warsteiner!
My boot is rammed full, full traffic officer patrol bag, full community first responder bag with full oxygen cylinder and defib, plus personal first aid kit, 5L of oil and 5L of screen wash. plus the car had been ticking over for 20 minutes to defrost it, look at the thermometer! I usually get high 40s per gallon.
Ah yes "have a drama on a Yokohama".Jap tyres? When Iwas a lad some started buying little Japanese buzz bombs. The clever ones changed the tyres ASAP.
The numpties continued on their Jap instant skids. For a while.
You go out on the piss for the day
next thing you are singing sea shanties !