Sigh. I've had nights like that once.Many, many moons ago, I was supporting an exercise on SENTA. While the troops were out on the area, my team was accommodated in the camp, so we got to get bladdered in the Railway. At least, I think that’s what it was called.
Anyhoo, we’re spanked in the bar, and there’s some 50+ yr old woman giving us lip. I’m maybe 22/23. We’re giving it back, and I go to the bar to order a round. Old boy in the corner says “You do realize she fcuks like a belt-fed Wombat and will do your entire team?”, thus revealing himself as an ex-squaddie.
Hmm, thinks I. I dish the beers out, and go sit back at the bar with the
mingerbeautiful lady. Sure enough, come kicking out time, I get dragged off to one of the 2-up- 2-down cottages in the village and get thoroughly fcuked all night. 0500 drag my ass back into camp to knowing smiles and “what happens in Sennybridge stays in Sennybridge”.
Knowing the Septics they probably have a Doohickey to do that I.e. lay turf, plant trees and dispense pizza and cola on demand.
Engineers Rule. (Ex 961st Cbt Eng (Cbt)(Hvy)
I shouldn't laugh, I did gasp when he hit the fence, I bet you he had a cracking bruise the next day!Another emaciated child on our streets who needs those food banks and parcels desperately.
I haven't heard such desperation and whinging since Nobby was refused his second stripe for the 13th year on the trot.