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[Mary Hinge]

No pubs, no beer, can't see granny. At least Christmas 2020 will bring much needed cheer...

 

[BossHogg]

Is it not time to have (drum roll)) THE POEM?

You're too late trigger.

 

[ExAuxBalloonCorps]

Wow...

I predict he will be visited by a spirit armed with a knife (face slicing for the uses of) when the clock rings one and Donny Osmond starts singing ‘Puppy Love’

ETA Corrected Live to Love. ‘Kin spollchukka

 

[Mary Hinge]

What could possibly go wrong ?

Mr Precious Lovemore Matombo of South Kensington is one of the first recipients of the new miracle Covid - 19 vaccine given to BAME employees of the NHS.....as you can see without any harmful side effects!

 

[wrinklyone]

 

[Ruckerwocman]

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As is my tradition at Christmas. I know he’s not leader anymore but still relevant.

Fixed at no charge to you

 

[wrinklyone]

The cost of a first class stamp will rise by 9p to 85p on 1 January, Royal Mail has announced.

Bugger.

 

[Gardner6LXB]

The cost of a first class stamp will rise by 9p to 85p on 1 January, Royal Mail has announced.

Bugger.

In fairness, if someone asked me to take a letter from Lands end to John O’Groats & they’d only pay me 85p, I’d tell em to fuck right off.

 

[Stovepipe]

it's not like you're taking one letter. You're moving millions nationwide every day, as well as parcels and the kicker is that you can't refuse to pay and they can raise the price anytime they like. They have you by the balls. Also, it doesnt matter if the letter goes a thousand miles or one mile, it's still 85p.

 

[Sexton Blake]

Is it not time to have (drum roll)) THE POEM?

Already been done mate. A few posts back.

However, we are forever in debt to our American cousins for this new, yearly, Yuletide gift.

God bless ya!

 

[bob_the_bomb]

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The effects of syphilis before the invention of penicillin, circa 1890

Mum?

 

[bob_the_bomb]

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Kerb.

 

[bob_the_bomb]

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At last. One with instructions.



(actually, the code she wrote to get Apollo 11 to the moon and back...)

I bet she didn’t do the parking bit though...

 

[bob_the_bomb]

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Did he specify a pub car park?

 

[dlrg]

 

[ExREME.TECH]

I still think he looks Jewish (but don't for heavens sake tell him , he may choke on something)

Dianne Abbots cock?

 

[ExREME.TECH]

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The effects of syphilis before the discovery of penicillin, circa 1890

Alexander Fleming (1881–1955): Discoverer of penicillin

 

[CptDanjou]

 

[Ruckerwocman]

Already been done mate. A few posts back.

However, we are forever in debt to our American cousins for this new, yearly, Yuletide gift.

God bless ya!

My error. I see that Bugsy plopped that seasonal turd on these hallowed pages, so all is well. I missed it as I usually have the Hibernian fantasist on ignore.

 

[Evdhimong]

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I think Richard is wrong