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[Mary Hinge]

Hamilton to miss Sakhir GP with Covid-19

A sombre atmosphere descends upon the nation at hearing the tragic news...

 

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Hamilton to miss Sakhir GP with Covid-19

 

[dwills]

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Where did the virus come from in the first place, ah right pissed people walking around chatting, mixing, flirting, hugging......

 

[dwills]

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(OBVIOUSLY a comment from better half)

Tell your mum she is your spunk bubble now, then visit.

 

[Mary Hinge]

 

[dlrg]

Tell your mum she is your spunk bubble now, then visit.

Just one more post dwills & and you'll have all the ARRSE Medals - 15 years in the making. Savour the moment..!

 

[ExREME.TECH]

Hamilton to miss Sakhir GP with Covid-19

I hope he won't use the NHS

 

[Evdhimong]

Hmm...

I've just tried a little experiment as I happen to have a pulse oximeter.

No mask: 98%

Simple two-layer cotton mask: 95%

And I'm pretty sure that a warm damp cloth would be a suitable environment for bacteria and fungi to thrive. Ask your missus about wearing tight trousers for extended amounts of time.


I'll try it with an N95 surgical mask later.

 

[dwills]

Gimmie Gimme

 

[BossHogg]

You're absolutely correct, we should take more responsibility for our actions...

Complete and utter cunt!

 

[bob_the_bomb]

That's ok, just make it follow you down a slight incline

Dalek walt

 

[bob_the_bomb]

That's an ant, anyway. Here's a proper hairy legged tarantula for you to dream about.

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Or as they say in Cambodia:

Lunch!

 

[vinniethemanxcat]

Bless,

At least she is trying to learn how to play the flute...



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She'd be struggling to play the saxophone......

 

[Sexton Blake]

She'd be struggling to play the saxophone......

Oooh stop it, you're giving me the horn...

 

[woopert]

Exploding whale compilation

1m 57 looks like a pair of billowing vag-flaps

I'm still not sure why I watched that though.

 

[BossHogg]

That last clip had me crying when the chunks of blubber fell to earth causing chaos.

 

[Evdhimong]

Oooh stop it, you're giving me the horn...

It's more fun with a friend!

 

[righthandmarker]

Hamilton to miss Sakhir GP with Covid-19

I hope he gets better soon.

But Lewis, with all your outspoken support for BLM and hate for racist whitey, how can you race and earn millions in a non-white country with such a poor human rights record exists? You'll look like a hypocrite.

 

[adouglasmhor]

Yes, yes, I know it's The Currant Bun, but still...

Met bosses forced to order super-sized uniforms with waists up to 61INCHES

POLICE chiefs have had to order super-sized uniforms with waists up to 61in, shock figures show. They have bought nine pairs of the giant patrol trousers for men in the past two years. Met bosses h…

www.thesun.co.uk

I am more surprised that a level 4 beep test is acceptable according to the figure in the article.