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[wrinklyone]

 

[Civvy Scum]

I'm more interested in how the mask is held on his face, looks like someone's used a staple gun.

Nah. 3M post-it notes. Maybe with a bit of Sellotape for good measure.

 

[boabbyrab]

 

[Jimmy_Green]

It will when it reaches the river.

I suppose it could have made its escape by getaway carp

 

[ExAuxBalloonCorps]

I suppose it could have made its escape by getaway carp

Or motorpike?

ETA Silver Bream Machine if you’re a David Essex fan.

 

[scoldog]

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[scoldog]

That's pretty interesting, but it's just an automated Smart car isn't it? Let's see scofflaws laugh this little beauty off:
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That's ok, just make it follow you down a slight incline

 

[scoldog]

I believe that the formula for the amount of explosives used was P = Plenty;

"Plan B is not twice as much explosive as Plan A"

 

[Moderator]

Apparently helps in the fight against covid. Fuck knows why she’s hiding her face though...

 

[scoldog]

Jake Gray took this photo at his mother's house in Cairns.
The spider is a Banded Huntsman and goes by the name Charlotte.
Charlotte has been a housemate for years now. When she appears, the family enjoys admiring how much bigger she has gotten from the last time they spotted her.

Jake Gray (via
ABC Brisbane

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"Seen the cat recently, Bruce ?"

Beautiful Huntsman.

For everyone flipping their shit, Huntsman spiders are harmless to humans and animals. They're great for keeping insects down, as well as cockroaches and other more harmful spiders.

On a similar note, I had to remove a blue tongue lizard from my office last week,.

(Not my photo, but it gives an idea of the size of them).

I heard a couple of women screaming near reception. Got up to have a gander at what was going on, two of them were trying to push this lizard out the door with a broom. They were screaming everytime it turned around and tried to nip the broom head.

I just picked it up and carried it out to the garden.

 

[RCT(V)]

Walking catfish.

[drift]

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[Ruckerwocman]

Jake's father hasn't been seen since he went out to the dunny in 1976...

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That's an ant, anyway. Here's a proper hairy legged tarantula for you to dream about.

 

[greenbaggyskin]

Be still my beating heart .

Can't get your sights aligned? Let's face it, it's not like you need a scope is it?

 

[scoldog]

Exploding whale compilation

 

[Mary Hinge]

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Would a flautist suffice...

 

[Mary Hinge]

That's an ant, anyway. Here's a proper hairy legged tarantula for you to dream about.

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You may mock, but they're out there...

 

[Sexton Blake]

Would a flautist suffice...

Bless,

At least she is trying to learn how to play the flute...

 

[Mary Hinge]

Bless,

At least she is trying to learn how to play the flute...



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It is irresponsible to post photographs like this, you have a duty to protect the self-confessed players of the Pink Oboe who peruse the pages of ARRSE.

 

[Kirkz]

Hamilton to miss Sakhir GP with Covid-19

 

[TamH70]

Hamilton to miss Sakhir GP with Covid-19

I hope he gets better soon.