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[Mufulira42]

TED Talks I'm familiar with, Ted Kaczinsky must, I presume, be a Septic Pole...never heard of him...

Unabomber chap with high IQ and not smart enough to evade arrest

 

[Mufulira42]

I had a boss like that -- do it my or else Chap

 

[Ruckerwocman]

Mention not that 'Mrs Brown' on a thread where good comedy thrives.

Why the negative waves? I thought Paddgton Bear was an amusing little film. It even had Lord Crawley in it.

 

[boabbyrab]

We have questions.....
What if one loves anal and the other hates it?
Can they both orgasm at the same time?
Is it considered rape if they mastrubate and one is not in the right mood?
Can one suck the dick and the other the balls?
Do they got their period twice a Month?

 

[ExREME.TECH]

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We have questions.....
What if one loves **** and the other hates it?
Can they both orgasm at the same time?
Is it considered rape if they mastrubate and one is not in the right mood?
Can one suck the dick and the other the balls?
Do they got their period twice a Month?

@don't tell him pike ?

 

[Charlie4]

He's still straining - that'll be the compo..

Biscuits AB (Anal Blocking) to be precise.

 

[Mary Hinge]

I had a boss like that -- do it my or else Chap

Has anyone had a boss who insisted on doing something and you didn't say nothing despite it being disgusting or horrible (probably deserves a thread to itself)?

 

[Londo]

There was me thinking why doesn't he go and get something with a hook on it ?

 

[Mary Hinge]

There was me thinking why doesn't he go and get something with a hook on it ?

Hushed voice......gritted teeth....he's holding a step ladder...

 

[Charlie4]

There was me thinking why doesn't he go and get something with a hook on it ?

Come on, somebodies tired, up the stairs to bed!

 

[Londo]

Hushed voice......gritted teeth....he's holding a step ladder...

I know ......It took a couple of seconds for the penny to drop though

 

[Londo]

Come on, somebodies tired, up the stairs to bed!

You smooth talking bastard you ....... Drinks first

 

[Mary Hinge]

You smooth talking bastard you ....... Drinks first

 

[Charlie4]

You smooth talking bastard you ....... Drinks first

Rohypnol?

 

[Kirkz]

Hushed voice......gritted teeth....he's holding a step ladder...

Ever though he might be scared of heights?

 

[Mary Hinge]

I wasn't going to drink tonight but then I made the mistake of listening to Boris and his Three Stooges: Witty, Unballanced and Handpump.

Hick.

 

[Mary Hinge]

Ever though he might be scared of heights?

I apologize for my lack of common decency and empathy. I realise now that maybe the chap was taking his first steps.

 

[endure]

Fugging hell: tired of mockery, Austrian village changes name

Mayor says residents, known as Fuckingers, ‘have had enough of visitors and their bad jokes’

www.theguardian.com

 

[urban_spaceman]

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We have questions.....
What if one loves **** and the other hates it?
Can they both orgasm at the same time?
Is it considered rape if they mastrubate and one is not in the right mood?
Can one suck the dick and the other the balls?
Do they got their period twice a Month?

Hmmm…I’ve never had a two-and-a-halfsome.

 

[medwaymud]

@don't tell him pike ?

A little bit too soon, hopefully their astounding talents on that keyboard will come good and will lead to amazing musical performances at the Royal Albert Hall etc.

If that fails I guess a Coke-fed specialist Porn career will obtain spectacular success.