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[Old Stab]

Trigger.

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Oh bugger.

 

[ordinaryforces]

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The big toe on the right foot ,well err it's not big.
But on the upside he/ she will be a good swimmer.

 

[bob_the_bomb]

I just cropped the words off and admired the view.

What words?

 

[adouglasmhor]

No.

I'm not a Septic so it doesn't interest me.
No fucks given.

They do them here, my work campus hosted one about 8 years ago, and my mate worked at them in London and Edinburgh.

 

[ExREME.TECH]

There is that so you have to do some Feltching

FOC

 

[Ciggie]

Do you know what a TED Talk is?
"TED Conferences LLC is an American media organization that posts talks online for free distribution under the slogan "ideas worth spreading". TED was conceived by Richard Saul Wurman, who co-founded it with Harry Marks in February 1984 as a conference; it has been held annually since 1990."
Do you know who Ted Kaczinsky is?

TED Talks I'm familiar with, Ted Kaczinsky must, I presume, be a Septic Pole...never heard of him...

 

[BossHogg]

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Punctuation and grammar is fucking atrocious!

 

[Ciggie]

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Very good...it highlights something I noticed a while ago about how our minds are 'self-decieving'. When we read, weactually autocorrect any textual errors as if they weren't there. Similarly our eyesight isn't really as good as we think it is...we don't read actual letters, we read 'word shapes'...you can realise this when in a foreign country and try to read text at a distance...because you don't know the shape it is then necessary to distinguish the individual letters and you suddenly find out your eyesight isn't as sharp as you thhought.

 

[Solo Dave]

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That picture 100% sums up the Scottish Government under the Nationalists.

 

[Ciggie]

 

[BossHogg]

 

[Ciggie]

 

[Ciggie]

Funny but several years ago in the Sunday Times mag there was a lengthy article by some fecking bimbo about art theft in which the 'intellectual' authoress referred to Cellini's Salt Cellar as a painting...bad, but the fact that it got through 'editing' fecking appalling.

 

[BossHogg]

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Nope!

 

[Ciggie]

Here's a pic of one of my Sard friends as a nipper with her mum, who she really does look alot like. Such a n

ice pic that being a soft cunt I thought it deserves a wider audience.

Actually, now I think about it, mum has more than a passing resemblance to Mrs Doyle, and definitely the same taste in clothes

 

[ExREME.TECH]

Starter for ten

Mum mortified after leaving adult toy in box when she sold console

"When I grabbed the box I thought it was especially heavy but I just thought it was the manuals."

www.lincolnshirelive.co.uk

Spelling of a three year old. Looks like she sent the messages to herself

 

[Ciggie]

Please feel free to feast on this......

Why I had to leave The Guardian - UnHerd

If you were bullied by 338 colleagues, what would you do?

unherd.com

 

[medwaymud]

To my knowledge (happy to be corrected) it is drunkenness which is forbidden, not the consumption of alcohol which has its very origins in the Arabic language: al-kohl.

In ancient Greece, drunkeness was highly disapproved of and it was quite usual to put water in the wine when the festivity is going late into the night ( and still is in Crete )

 

[Tool]

Before Pikey gets in - I would. The bimbo and not the r-rabbit or the console, obvs.

 

[Ciggie]

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As loads of speakers of Boxheadese no, the word for poison in the tongue of the land of comedy is in fact 'Gift' I'll get me mortar board......