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[Dredd]

Perhaps he never discovered girls ....or porn

Actually, if you took them out of the equation and condensed the time he really spent on it, overall came to . . . 6 days.

 

[Dredd]

 

[ExREME.TECH]

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You are so in the poo

 

[ExAuxBalloonCorps]

Here's an Internet Link: Every British swear word has been officially ranked in order of offensiveness
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Every British swear word? Where’s cockwomble and wankspangle then?

 

[Whiskybreath]

Every British swear word? Where’s cockwomble and wankspangle then?

Those are Special-To-Arm.

 

[RangdoOfArg]

Every British swear word? Where’s cockwomble and wankspangle then?

I like that ‘Ginge’ is lower level. When ‘Ginge‘ is wheeling in the B&E tomorrow, I will remind her of of that. Hopefully the heat of the beans won’t leave me too scarred.
Not after last time I sent them back.

 

[wrinklyone]

Don't forget to order your xmas turkey.

 

[Mary Hinge]

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[kiwidoug]

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Don't forget to order your xmas turkey.

That's the worst case of vaginal prolapse I've ever seen.

 

[Civvy Scum]

I'm sitting here wondering what tier I'll be in. The problem I have is that the tier I'll be in depends on the behaviour of a certain group of people.
Last week the crematorium near me had a service that was attended by over two hundred people. This was the latest where the rules for the number of mourners are ignored, as is the rules about social distancing.
The leader of the council had the cheek to confront the elders of this certain demographic about its behaviour but they accused him of being a racist.
So it seems my trips to the pub (or lack of them) depend on a group of people who claim to be the most at risk from the virus but fail to obey the rules and who are ironically prohibited by their religion from drinking alcohol.
Bastards, I'm doubling up on the pork scratchings with my next pint of draught bitter.

On the plus side, they're more likely to kark it...

 

[Civvy Scum]

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Don't forget to order your xmas turkey.

You don't mind blowing your persec then? Fair play to you.

 

[Londo]

For those that don't want to roll it in glitter , just smear it round a bit

 

[JackSofty]

They have missed out crevice though.

Crevice is a very dirty word.

Slackers.

Gusset? Especially when moist.


Sent from my karzi while losing several pounds

 

[Durandal1]

 

[Gun_Brickie]

The Hell You’re Going Through Is Thanks To The Most Boring People You’ve Ever Met – The Reprobate (reprobatepress.com)

 

[Mike Barton]

I'm sitting here wondering what tier I'll be in. The problem I have is that the tier I'll be in depends on the behaviour of a certain group of people.
Last week the crematorium near me had a service that was attended by over two hundred people. This was the latest where the rules for the number of mourners are ignored, as is the rules about social distancing.
The leader of the council had the cheek to confront the elders of this certain demographic about its behaviour but they accused him of being a racist.
So it seems my trips to the pub (or lack of them) depend on a group of people who claim to be the most at risk from the virus but fail to obey the rules and who are ironically prohibited by their religion from drinking alcohol.
Bastards, I'm doubling up on the pork scratchings with my next pint of draught bitter.

The demographic who don't drink alcohol or eat pork were at the local crematorium?

Are you sure?

 

[Teg61]

 

[dwills]

Here's an Internet Link: Every British swear word has been officially ranked in order of offensiveness
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Is this verified by the Wokes?

Mind you 2020 wokes, then we will have 2021 wokes, never catch up, lol

 

[br9mp812]

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[Mary Hinge]

The demographic who don't drink alcohol or eat pork were at the local crematorium?

Are you sure?

Sorry Mike
The funeral was held at Streetly Crematorium and Cemetery; under Sharia law the body must be buried. My main point is still valid though.
Here is the newspaper article...

Mosque lodges complaint against Walsall Council leader over alleged conduct at Muslim funerals

Walsall Council boss Mike Bird is being investigated by the authority after members of a town mosque alleged he had verbally abused worshippers and mourners at funerals.

www.expressandstar.com

Previous articles...

60 mourners ignore attend funeral against coronavirus lockdown advice

Police were called to a funeral in Streetly when dozens of mourners defied strict guidelines on attendance due to the coronavirus outbreak.

www.expressandstar.com

Police called as 'up to 100 mourners' defy six-person funeral limit

Those present included Birmingham MP Tahir Ali - who attended two on the same day

www.birminghammail.co.uk

To my knowledge, Muslims are prohibited to eat pork or drink alcohol.