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State With No Electricity Orders Everyone To Drive Cars That Run On Electricity

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SACRAMENTO, CA—Gavin Newsom, governor of the state with the highest people-to-electricity ratio in the nation, banned gasoline cars yesterday via executive order. The order takes effect in 2035, meaning by that time, everyone in the state with no electricity will only be able to plug in their cars to the power grid that does not work.

"Everyone, plug-in those cars!" Newsom said proudly in a room lit only by candlelight, since, you know, the whole electricity thing. "Other states run on backward, outdated fossil fuels. We are the state of the future, so we will run solely on electricity. Which, you know, we're working on. We could have power by 2035. You never know."

There was an awkward silence.

"SCIENCE!" Newsom said, regaining his momentum and drawing applause from the reporters gathered.

By the year 2035, the move is expected to completely eliminate all gasoline car carbon emissions, smog, and California residents.

Compliments of the Bee ;)
 

TamH70

MIA
State With No Electricity Orders Everyone To Drive Cars That Run On Electricity

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SACRAMENTO, CA—Gavin Newsom, governor of the state with the highest people-to-electricity ratio in the nation, banned gasoline cars yesterday via executive order. The order takes effect in 2035, meaning by that time, everyone in the state with no electricity will only be able to plug in their cars to the power grid that does not work.

"Everyone, plug-in those cars!" Newsom said proudly in a room lit only by candlelight, since, you know, the whole electricity thing. "Other states run on backward, outdated fossil fuels. We are the state of the future, so we will run solely on electricity. Which, you know, we're working on. We could have power by 2035. You never know."

There was an awkward silence.

"SCIENCE!" Newsom said, regaining his momentum and drawing applause from the reporters gathered.

By the year 2035, the move is expected to completely eliminate all gasoline car carbon emissions, smog, and California residents.

Compliments of the Bee ;)

Do not give that cunt ideas.
 
State With No Electricity Orders Everyone To Drive Cars That Run On Electricity

View attachment 515992

SACRAMENTO, CA—Gavin Newsom, governor of the state with the highest people-to-electricity ratio in the nation, banned gasoline cars yesterday via executive order. The order takes effect in 2035, meaning by that time, everyone in the state with no electricity will only be able to plug in their cars to the power grid that does not work.

"Everyone, plug-in those cars!" Newsom said proudly in a room lit only by candlelight, since, you know, the whole electricity thing. "Other states run on backward, outdated fossil fuels. We are the state of the future, so we will run solely on electricity. Which, you know, we're working on. We could have power by 2035. You never know."

There was an awkward silence.

"SCIENCE!" Newsom said, regaining his momentum and drawing applause from the reporters gathered.

By the year 2035, the move is expected to completely eliminate all gasoline car carbon emissions, smog, and California residents.

Compliments of the Bee ;)
This is a joke right? :? The governor has cut his own throat if this is on the level.
 
I had an Airedale terrier that I thought was a bit dozy. Until one day he caught a bird on the wing.

Not him, the bird.
Our Airedale was a mental hunter killer, rats, mice, blue tongues, possums, koalas and cats. Nearly came unstuck chasing a fox which ran across a main road with her in hot pursuit. Great dog with the kids though
 
There's no point, not enough meat on a vegan to make it a viable business - snaring them with a bit of tofu and dragging them round the back will reduce 'harvesting costs' but still, they'd make a miserable steak pie...

Some of the northern chip fed ones are quite plump and juicy.
 
As stated elsewhere my joints couldn't handle that level of stress! Impressive to watch.
Impressive to watch? Uhuh, thats why you were watching the young, attractive, women? ;-)
 

OneTenner

LE
Book Reviewer
Some of the northern chip fed ones are quite plump and juicy.
Hopefully from chippies still using the traditional method of cooking in beef dripping!
 
Our Airedale was a mental hunter killer, rats, mice, blue tongues, possums, koalas and cats. Nearly came unstuck chasing a fox which ran across a main road with her in hot pursuit. Great dog with the kids though

Yep, they’re a bit single minded. He came into the house one dark night from the garden where he had been out for a quick pee before bed. His face was covered in blood so a went out to see what had happened. I found a hedgehog with no face.
 

Bob Upndown

War Hero
I could put this in so many threads for you pervs. I'll just leave it here... :p


Have them all (except the bloke obvs) scrubbed and sent to my shed man palace
 

HE117

LE
Our Airedale was a mental hunter killer, rats, mice, blue tongues, possums, koalas and cats. Nearly came unstuck chasing a fox which ran across a main road with her in hot pursuit. Great dog with the kids though
... always gave them a head start!
 
This is my favourite of hers, 2013 i think. It encapsulates her joyous attitude and i would love to be the old bloke who dances along with her towards the end!
levanna
Ah! . . . Is that who she is . . . :) . Your video/link, I recognise.

Never mind the "old bloke" . . . I used to dance as well as Levanna, but that was FIFTY years ago :( .
 
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