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F**king Bitch!!

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Kirkz

LE
I'm calling bullshit!

She's been struggling to get pregnant, and the first thing she does on finding out, is go out and drink champagne? I'm not buying it.
You wouldn't need to unless you're the cock she used.
 
Interview with King Hussein of Jordan back in 1972. After being ambushed he took cover in a ditch. He then went back to his car, only to go back to the ditch to retrieve his beret. The reporter then mentions it to his wife who says that he never told her about that. I wonder if that was cited in the divorce.

I wonder if he mentioned his poor motorcyling skills to her.
When my mothers first husband was on the staff at RMAS the young King crashed his motorbike into their front garden. Mum cleaned him and his pillion up gave them some tea and drove them back to their college.
 
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After the 'Balloon Jumps' ( Mandatory ) - the Beverley was my first 'Aircraft Jump' - that brought back many memories - Climbed the ladder , with kit - to Jump from the tail , that's where I first met the SAS - after we Jumped , they stayed aboard until they reached the height they wanted, and did their HALO Jump.

The nickname was:- 'The Flying Bedstead'............:)
 

Sexton Blake

War Hero

Sexton Blake

War Hero
A lazy Google from me, apologies.

However, my favourite is Spreaddie Flintoff.

  • David Plowie
  • Kyle Spreadmund
  • Maureen Gritman
  • Nicole Saltsinger
  • Basil Salty
  • Roger Spreaderer
  • William Wilberfrost
  • Gritty Gritty Bang Bang
  • Walter the Salter
  • Gritty McGritface
  • Spreaddie Mercury
  • Thaw Enforcement
  • Itsy Bitsy Teeney Weeny Yellow Anti-Slip Machinery
  • Spreaddie Flintoff
  • Freezy Rider
  • Gritney Spears
  • True Grit
  • Gritney Houston
  • Er Ner Sner
  • Ease Sliding of Yorkshire
 

Sexton Blake

War Hero
If you do have 28 seconds spare to watch a US Copper make a twat of himself.....

 
Are they going to follow it up with Blow jobs for beggars ? :-D
Double penetration for the destitute? Twos up for tramps? Fanny for the feckless? There's a lot of potential.
A lazy Google from me, apologies.

However, my favourite is Spreaddie Flintoff.

  • David Plowie
  • Kyle Spreadmund
  • Maureen Gritman
  • Nicole Saltsinger
  • Basil Salty
  • Roger Spreaderer
  • William Wilberfrost
  • Gritty Gritty Bang Bang
  • Walter the Salter
  • Gritty McGritface
  • Spreaddie Mercury
  • Thaw Enforcement
  • Itsy Bitsy Teeney Weeny Yellow Anti-Slip Machinery
  • Spreaddie Flintoff
  • Freezy Rider
  • Gritney Spears
  • True Grit
  • Gritney Houston
  • Er Ner Sner
  • Ease Sliding of Yorkshire
They left out Adolf Gritler.
 

Sexton Blake

War Hero

Sexton Blake

War Hero
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