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You should park up at Lions Head or Cape Point to watch the monkeys doing the tourists over. If they're not slapping the chebs of the women folk or pulling their hair, they're nicking valuables out of the motors.

Whenever our presenter did a 'piece to camera' they also did a good line in demented wanking in the back of the shot.

Yup, done that. Baboons at Cape Point, although you sometimes see vervets. Winds them up if you make the wanquer sign at them and show your teeth when they come scratching around your vehicle.

Other one is in the Kruger park. The tourists feed the guinea fowl so when you cruise past at just the right speed you end up with a squadron of them galloping after you and their mates all joining in.
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Very fetching
Look very closely