The seaside chip thieves amuse me though. I can imagine sitting quietly in the car with a flask of tea and watching them gang up on turistas.
Hours of amusement to be had there.
You should park up at Lions Head or Cape Point to watch the monkeys doing the tourists over. If they're not slapping the chebs of the women folk or pulling their hair, they're nicking valuables out of the motors.
Whenever our presenter did a 'piece to camera' they also did a good line in demented wanking in the back of the shot.