Have you seen these little buggers chasing after someone?
Or for a funnier take
My Grandad did a spell on the M M Convoys.Him and another bloke were set aloft to defend the radio masts from seagulls.Non venomous and rudimentary teeth. What's it going to do? Stomp you to death?
Bloody snowflakes. The ones getting chased by the gulls are just as weak. Got dive bombed by skuas daily down south and eventually you just learn to ignore them or brush them away as you would a fly when they get close. Team leader got a two inch gash from an Arctic Tern on his melon for getting too close to its nest though.
Years ago at Rhyl, some chavs were having a grand old time lobbing chips out over the sun bathers.The seaside chip thieves amuse me though. I can imagine sitting quietly in the car with a flask of tea and watching them gang up on turistas.
Hours of amusement to be had there.