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John Mills at his finest< you will enjoy this:

 
I'll bet they never got their money from the casino though.

I really don't know mate though I believe you are correct given the history of casino ownership and some of their offshoots. I was told by one casino manager from one of the indigenous tribes that they never have any bother with outside influences.

They're just quietly buying back America one bit at a time.
 
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Although I confess my BMI is well north of where it should be, I still have to say, how the feck do you let yourself get in that state?
Which State is it in?
I'm reasonably confident that it is in America but could not be certain which of the fifty states it occupies inhabits.
 
No names, no pack drill. :mrgreen:

One does not rat out ones best pal ever.

When asked about it all she says is the other girl kept pushing her aside and taking her stuff. She told her to put it back and the other girl pushed her and she landed on her arrse. When she got up the other girl wished she hadn't got up.

She also told her Mum and Dad that there is no use talking to a bully because they won't listen and she has believed that for a long time. Both her and the other girl have been sentenced to home learning for a month.

Hopefully when they are both back in school the other girl, (hopefully with the help of her parents) will have learned a life lesson all be it the hard way.
 
Which State is it in?
I'm reasonably confident that it is in America but could not be certain which of the fifty states it occupies inhabits.

It looks like The Chicago Cubs badge on his hat so that may narrow it down to Illinois but hey let's face it, it could be anywhere.
 
It looks like The Chicago Cubs badge on his hat so that may narrow it down to Illinois but hey let's face it, it could be anywhere.
How sure are you about that?
 
How sure are you about that?

I said "it looks like". It may well be something completely different such as his favourite Casey Jones hat.
 

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Soggy seconds means something else in Uncle Ho's state.


There was a time I was surprised about snide goods in SE Asia. No longer.

I did enjoy this line though:


‘The owner of the warehouse said they had received a “monthly input of used condoms from an unknown person”.’

Which ARRSER do we think this might be?
 
There was a time I was surprised about snide goods in SE Asia. No longer.

I did enjoy this line though:


‘The owner of the warehouse said they had received a “monthly input of used condoms from an unknown person”.’

Which ARRSER do we think this might be?

What Arrser uses condoms? We just deploy elsewhere.
 
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Weren't traffic wardens part of the police at the time of filming, as opposed to being council employees today? That could explain the rifle.
I had a pal in the late 1980’s who had been a fitter on the V force (60’s?).
He did once get an inkling of what his task might be (;if still alive) after they had waved the Vulcans Off.
He was told he would have a rendezvous point, presumably upwind of the bomber country, be issued with a rifle and await policing instructions.
( one can only assume until his skin fell off).
that was the gist anyway.
 
F*cking Bassetts, why weren't we warned?


From the article ...
The man, who has not been named but was 54 years old, ate about one-and-a-half bags of black liquorice every day.

The patient had also recently changed the type of sweets he was eating. A few weeks before his death, he switched from red fruit-flavoured twists to another type made with black liquorice.

Black Liquorice Matters!

ETA: Curses, beaten to it by 721CXT. I knew it seemed to good to be true! Must use search function ...

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