We had one locally about 2 years ago. Loads of sirens and blue lights, Police standing back, some of them laughing.Our area car dealt with a call from one of the big houses up on Kingston Hill.
"Burglary, suspect detained"
When they got there, they found the suspect bobbing about in the middle of a swimming pool with a couple of the residents at the edge, poking him with garden tools, to stop him climbing out.
It took him awhile to drip dry in the cells.
Scrote had broken into a shed looking to see what he could steal, and came face to face with the German Shepard bitch and her litter of pups. He was led on the floor screaming in pain as half his arse and his legs looked like they'd been run through a mincer. GS was doing her best to get out of the shed to finish him off.
The owner got "Suitable words of advice", or as he put it a "Bloody well done for letting her have a good chew before calling us".