I don't think it would be quite as good in the UK version. "Sorry constable, it wasn't my fault, a mildly aggressive squirrel was nibbling my ankle."Best excuse for speeding ever! Can you imagine it though?
Police bodycam captures the moment a driver is pulled over who was trying to fight off one of the world's deadliest snakes, which was striking at him from the footwell of his ute.www.abc.net.au
'Dolphins. Bloody Dolphins, you idiot Touristis' There are no sharks in this region.I was anchored near Victoria on Mahe when a German tourist on his honeymoon was taken by a shark within feet of the beach. His new wife was watching. The islands are so beguiling it's hard to imagine the monsters just feet away. In the water too.
'Dolphins. Bloody Dolphins, you idiot Touristis' There are no sharks in this region.
(Seychelles Tourist Board PR)