I once lost a staring contest to a stoat.I had a friend some years ago; a Crab Spider, if I remember the name correctly. One of a number of species coloured to blend in with a specific flower. One common variety, for example, is a rich yellow, and lives in buttercups.
This one was a pure white, with easily visible black eyes, on a lilac bush on the lane leading to my former workplace.
I stopped to marvel at it.
Yes.Yes, because hundreds of thousands of shitters break every day in the UK, don't they?