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It’s the look of utter terror on the carp’s face I find the most amusing:)
Wouldn't you be scared if a bloody great eagle suddenly landed on you when you were innocently flying along?
 
For me they'd have to put on a very convincing lezzer show first. I mean tongues absolutely everywhere, rapid finger work, dildos, bondage, kinky undies, lube, spanking, the lot.







Oh dear, I seem to have come over all unnecessary for some reason...
Wonder if they gave a chubby mate. I'd let the two skinny bits join in as well, I'm generous like that....
 
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It’s the look of utter terror on the carp’s face I find the most amusing:)
Be to fair the carp had never landed an Eagle. Except one playing golf
 
Why is she described as "Supermum" and "tiger mum". Just call her what she is, I'm sure arssers can think of appropriate euphemisms.
Then again does she deserve such abuse? I'm sure she, and her husband, are upstanding contributors to society.
Yeah. So they claim but how how to check?
So @don't tell him pike too lose for your c0ck?
 
The one thing that really surprised me is that her husband is a baker and they don't claim benefits, only child benefit.
Yeah. I'm sure. They claim everything going. But at least every child gets mummy and daddy time....
 
PSNI escort an escaped swan down the Antrim Road this morning. Police do not consider the swan to be a flight risk.

 

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