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MrMemory

War Hero
Wow!
 
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Massively incorrect, a queen bee has sex with between 15 - 30 drones on one day only, she stores enough sperm to last her lifetime. this ensures a mixture of DNA is passed on. She never has sex again. Trust me, I'm a beekeeper.
Sounds like a lot of marriages . . . once you've signed the Register, and she has got the ring on her finger !! :( .
 
Space Farce
Whats the big deal about this? It fit's in with the other services and keeps costs down by using the same pattern as the other services. It's not as if Pte Chet McKraken US SPACE Force is going to be on exercise floating around in space in his uniform with a need to be unseen is it.

Maybe we could commission an all black snazzy outfit and get is made by Hugo Boss? That would almost be worth doing just to wind up the far leftists.

I'm looking forward to the first Mars-cam. Multicam in reds.
 

miner69er

Old-Salt
40-stone IS leader arrested in Iraq - but is too heavy for car
A 40-stone Islamic State terrorist has been arrested in Iraq by a SWAT team, security officials have said.

Abu Abdul Bari, also known as Shifa al-Nima, was taken away on the back of a truck after his arrest in Mosul as the extremist, who weighs an estimated 40-stone (254kg), could not be transported in a car.

Pictures of Bari, who Iraqi police consider to be one of IS's senior figures, on the vehicle wedged against a mounted machine gun have appeared online. He is also pictured at home.

It is unclear how he was removed from his hiding place.

Bari is an IS mufti, or expert in religious law, who issued fatwas that led to the deaths of scholars and clerics who refused to pledge allegiance to the terrorist group when it occupied the city, officials said.

During the group's self-styled caliphate in 2014, he ordered the destruction of a mosque built at the site believed to be the burial place of the biblical prophet Jonah, who once had a notable encounter with a whale.

The Iraqi government's security services announced the arrest in a statement, it has been reported.

The statement said the preacher, considered one of the top leaders of "IS gangs", was known for "provocative speeches against the security forces", the independent US military news outlet Stars and Stripes added.

Maajid Nawaz, founder of the London-based anti-extremism think Quilliam, said on Facebook that Bari "had to be taken by police in the back of a pick-up truck".
 
40-stone IS leader arrested in Iraq - but is too heavy for car
A 40-stone Islamic State terrorist has been arrested in Iraq by a SWAT team, security officials have said.

Abu Abdul Bari, also known as Shifa al-Nima, was taken away on the back of a truck after his arrest in Mosul as the extremist, who weighs an estimated 40-stone (254kg), could not be transported in a car.

Pictures of Bari, who Iraqi police consider to be one of IS's senior figures, on the vehicle wedged against a mounted machine gun have appeared online. He is also pictured at home.

It is unclear how he was removed from his hiding place.

Bari is an IS mufti, or expert in religious law, who issued fatwas that led to the deaths of scholars and clerics who refused to pledge allegiance to the terrorist group when it occupied the city, officials said.

During the group's self-styled caliphate in 2014, he ordered the destruction of a mosque built at the site believed to be the burial place of the biblical prophet Jonah, who once had a notable encounter with a whale.

The Iraqi government's security services announced the arrest in a statement, it has been reported.

The statement said the preacher, considered one of the top leaders of "IS gangs", was known for "provocative speeches against the security forces", the independent US military news outlet Stars and Stripes added.

Maajid Nawaz, founder of the London-based anti-extremism think Quilliam, said on Facebook that Bari "had to be taken by police in the back of a pick-up truck".
I’m trying to think of three things he could have done to justify ‘Bari Hat Trick’
 
40-stone IS leader arrested in Iraq - but is too heavy for car
A 40-stone Islamic State terrorist has been arrested in Iraq by a SWAT team, security officials have said.

Abu Abdul Bari, also known as Shifa al-Nima, was taken away on the back of a truck after his arrest in Mosul as the extremist, who weighs an estimated 40-stone (254kg), could not be transported in a car.

Pictures of Bari, who Iraqi police consider to be one of IS's senior figures, on the vehicle wedged against a mounted machine gun have appeared online. He is also pictured at home.

It is unclear how he was removed from his hiding place.

Bari is an IS mufti, or expert in religious law, who issued fatwas that led to the deaths of scholars and clerics who refused to pledge allegiance to the terrorist group when it occupied the city, officials said.

During the group's self-styled caliphate in 2014, he ordered the destruction of a mosque built at the site believed to be the burial place of the biblical prophet Jonah, who once had a notable encounter with a whale.

The Iraqi government's security services announced the arrest in a statement, it has been reported.

The statement said the preacher, considered one of the top leaders of "IS gangs", was known for "provocative speeches against the security forces", the independent US military news outlet Stars and Stripes added.

Maajid Nawaz, founder of the London-based anti-extremism think Quilliam, said on Facebook that Bari "had to be taken by police in the back of a pick-up truck".
Shoot the twat and chop up the pieces.
 

Joshua Slocum

LE
Book Reviewer
Whats the big deal about this? It fit's in with the other services and keeps costs down by using the same pattern as the other services. It's not as if Pte Chet McKraken US SPACE Force is going to be on exercise floating around in space in his uniform with a need to be unseen is it.

Maybe we could commission an all black snazzy outfit and get is made by Hugo Boss? That would almost be worth doing just to wind up the far leftists.

I'm looking forward to the first Mars-cam. Multicam in reds.
you know what they say
if you cant take a joke .................
 

Kirkz

LE
Your Job is shite
your boss is a twat
then do a Joey
Is it worth watching or is it just another 3 and a half minutes of shite I can live without seeing?
 

Kirkz

LE
Your whole life so far has been shite, so another 3 (and a half) minutes isn't going to make a lot of difference.
Did you watch it?
 
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Troy

LE
40-stone IS leader arrested in Iraq - but is too heavy for car
A 40-stone Islamic State terrorist has been arrested in Iraq by a SWAT team, security officials have said.

Abu Abdul Bari, also known as Shifa al-Nima, was taken away on the back of a truck after his arrest in Mosul as the extremist, who weighs an estimated 40-stone (254kg), could not be transported in a car.

Pictures of Bari, who Iraqi police consider to be one of IS's senior figures, on the vehicle wedged against a mounted machine gun have appeared online. He is also pictured at home.

It is unclear how he was removed from his hiding place.

Bari is an IS mufti, or expert in religious law, who issued fatwas that led to the deaths of scholars and clerics who refused to pledge allegiance to the terrorist group when it occupied the city, officials said.

During the group's self-styled caliphate in 2014, he ordered the destruction of a mosque built at the site believed to be the burial place of the biblical prophet Jonah, who once had a notable encounter with a whale.

The Iraqi government's security services announced the arrest in a statement, it has been reported.

The statement said the preacher, considered one of the top leaders of "IS gangs", was known for "provocative speeches against the security forces", the independent US military news outlet Stars and Stripes added.

Maajid Nawaz, founder of the London-based anti-extremism think Quilliam, said on Facebook that Bari "had to be taken by police in the back of a pick-up truck".
He could feed a lot of pigs...
 
What a difference a couple of decades makes!

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