This fucking thing keeps popping up here. The thing that strikes me about it is that it says "for people too embarrassed to masturbate in a hospital" but then shows a line of the things about a foot apart. Are we supposed to just stand there right next to each other while this fucking thing does it's work on us?
Can you imagine the conversations? What if somebody you know came in, took the machine next to you, unzipped and...used the machine