Cyclone Idai, a tropical cyclone that hit Mozambique, Zimbabwe and Malawi, is not a natural disaster but a direct consequence of the white, Western system of ecological assault for profits, Black First Land First (BLF) said in a statement on Friday.
"BLF holds that the destroyers of the ecological balance, through Greenhouse gas emissions, must pay for the catastrophe that is caused by their gluttonous cultures and civilisation of death.
"The multitudes that died as a result of the cyclone are not victims of a natural disaster. This is mass murder which could be prevented if the West abandoned its ways," the statement read.
Wasn't there some loony Son of Nippon who blew himself up pumping a few years ago? Apparently it involved bicycle pumps up the mudbox but our hero decided it would be more fun sneaking into a service station and shoving the tyre inflation hose up his jacksie.