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@Ciggie have you heard this one?

A Chimpanzee is smoking a joint

A Chimpanzee is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says “Hey! What are you doing?” The Chimp say “Smoking a joint, come up and join me”

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the chimp and they have a joint together. After a while the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and he’s going to get a drink from the river.

At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls in. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to the side.

He asks the lizard, “What’s the matter with you?” The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree, smoking a joint with the chimpanzee and his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted, that, when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in!

The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the chimpanzee is sitting, finishing a joint.

He looks up and says ”Hey, CHIMP!”

The chimpanzee looks downs and says “FÜCK ME!.. HOW MUCH WATER DID YOU DRINK?!”
 
Hmmm... the candidates have to pass a hearing test ...for a job that involves sitting in a doorless helicopter, rattling away on an M60. :scratch:
Same reason you have to pass a medical to join the army. You have to be fit enough to get sent off to get killed...

Catch 22 all over again ;-)
 
@Ciggie have you heard this one?

A Chimpanzee is smoking a joint

A Chimpanzee is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says “Hey! What are you doing?” The Chimp say “Smoking a joint, come up and join me”

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the chimp and they have a joint together. After a while the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and he’s going to get a drink from the river.

At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls in. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to the side.

He asks the lizard, “What’s the matter with you?” The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree, smoking a joint with the chimpanzee and his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted, that, when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in!

The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the chimpanzee is sitting, finishing a joint.

He looks up and says ”Hey, CHIMP!”

The chimpanzee looks downs and says “FÜCK ME!.. HOW MUCH WATER DID YOU DRINK?!”
Excellent sir !!!!
 

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