A man with a history of exposing himself in public was arrested after cops found him masturbating in front of women at a Paramus doctor’s office, authorities said Wednesday.
Brian Bates — or, as he might be referred to if he were on “Downton Abbey,” Master Bates — was charged with criminal open lewdness for the Friday incident at a Ridgewood Avenue office, according to borough police Chief Kenneth Ehrenberg. Officers went to the medical office for a report of a man exposing himself to patients.
“Upon police arrival, officers found Bates in the bathroom with the door open while masturbating and simultaneously attempting to penetrate his anus with the handle of the toilet bowl scrubber,” Ehrenberg said in a statement.
“This act was witnessed by several adult females who were in the office,” the chief added.
Waaaahahahahahahaha....I read somewhere and have never been able to relocate the story about a German aristocrat who was interned in a loony bin around the time of the Nazi euthanasia thing for all mentally ill because he was a serial masturbator, and I mean dedicated, something ridiculous like 30 times a day...how his knob managed to take it God knows, his aristocracy saved him from the lethal injection for some time but in the end, and I can't remember what was the last straw, they did the poor bugger in.