i was told a story by a south african (white one) about a the way of life there. as he was talking and talking and talking on until he stumbled accross an intresting topic. He was saying about how little the white people regarded the blacks (a while ago) there and how one black gentleman in paticular fell over infront of a tractor; the white man operating this saw no reason to stop and ran over his head.
Astonishingly, the black gentleman was completely unscathed, the ground was wet and soft and, despite being understandably a little shaken, he was in perfect health.
In then next few days the black gentleman beleived that he was a superhero and was spreading the word for all to come and see his super powers in action, after a week, everone had heard and came to see this superman. He asked someone to rev up the tractor and run over him, confident that he would be unharmed yet again. As the tractor ran over him there were sickly crunches followed by gushing blood and gasps.
As you will have already figured out, the floor was hard by then and the poor bloke was crunched by a great big tractor. i have not yet tried to, but i am going to have a look for some truth behind this story. If there is, then this guy really takes the biscuit.