All Arms Naked Cadre

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by FARMBOY, May 18, 2007.

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  1. Over copius drinks last night it was decided that many members of the drinking party were more than prepared to serve their country naked. Clearly there are many training and re - training issues to be addressed in respect to Naked Deployment and to that end we began to put together the necessary elements of what we have termed the ALL ARMS NAKED CADRE.

    Do fellow ARRSERS have any helpful suggestions for those constructing the syllabus; such as, joining instructions, personal admin in the field, camouflaging and concealing the nads and indeed top tips such as removing cam cream from the nads?

    What should the application criteria be for the All Arms Naked Cadre?

    What adaptations to PLCE should be made?

    Should the CFT timings be adjusted to account for lack of clothing?

    Any help from the NAAFI bar would be much appreciated.
  2. Ok. Fuck off.
  3. Threaders_vm - RTU ed.
  4. is Faye Turney on the Cadre??
  5. Fcuking hope not
  6. She would have to complete 1.5 miles in 10.5 minutes = it is possible that she would be eligible.
  7. Thats no six pack, its more like a party seven ... or two.
  8. Think I've been there... :(
  9. Unlikely mate. I doubt much escapes the clutches of that thing alive.

  10. Luckily for you you've not she's a big Betty the Dyke :lick: :lick: :lick: :lick:
  11. Easy mate, just dangle a marsbar and 20 Benson and Hedges on a string on a stick, infront of her fat, scabby face and she'll charge after you in a record BPFA time, you may need cattleprods and stunguns at the finsihline. :twisted: