All Arms Naked Cadre

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by FARMBOY, May 18, 2007.

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  1. FARMBOY

    FARMBOY LE

    Over copius drinks last night it was decided that many members of the drinking party were more than prepared to serve their country naked. Clearly there are many training and re - training issues to be addressed in respect to Naked Deployment and to that end we began to put together the necessary elements of what we have termed the ALL ARMS NAKED CADRE.

    Do fellow ARRSERS have any helpful suggestions for those constructing the syllabus; such as, joining instructions, personal admin in the field, camouflaging and concealing the nads and indeed top tips such as removing cam cream from the nads?

    What should the application criteria be for the All Arms Naked Cadre?

    What adaptations to PLCE should be made?

    Should the CFT timings be adjusted to account for lack of clothing?

    Any help from the NAAFI bar would be much appreciated.
     
  2. Ok. Fuck off.
     
  3. FARMBOY

    FARMBOY LE

    Threaders_vm - RTU ed.
     
  4. spitlock

    spitlock Old-Salt

    is Faye Turney on the Cadre??
     
  5. 57Chevy

    57Chevy Old-Salt

    Fcuking hope not
     
  6. SlimeyToad

    SlimeyToad War Hero

  7. FARMBOY

    FARMBOY LE

    She would have to complete 1.5 miles in 10.5 minutes = it is possible that she would be eligible.
     
  8. 57Chevy

    57Chevy Old-Salt

  9. Thats no six pack, its more like a party seven ... or two.
     
  10. BigMac

    BigMac Old-Salt

    Think I've been there... :(
     
  11. Unlikely mate. I doubt much escapes the clutches of that thing alive.
     
  12. dingerr

    dingerr LE


  13. Luckily for you you've not she's a big Betty the Dyke :lick: :lick: :lick: :lick:
     
  14. spitlock

    spitlock Old-Salt

    Easy mate, just dangle a marsbar and 20 Benson and Hedges on a string on a stick, infront of her fat, scabby face and she'll charge after you in a record BPFA time, you may need cattleprods and stunguns at the finsihline. :twisted: