All aboard the outrage bus

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Crow_Road, Jan 12, 2009.

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  1. Boy wins damages after being struck by a drawer

    I hope they pay him in shitty overpriced chavwear.
  2. Pansies, the lot of 'em.
  3. My bold.

    Firstly, what sort of 'training' do you need to use a trolley, and secondly..... he jumped back? Three or four feet? Trying on shoes? Prat deserves to get hurt.
  4. The JJB shop manager should take a leaf from Gordon Brown's book and brief his staff like so..... "No child gets a cut from a trolley drawer..... on my watch".
  5. Amputate his feet and shove the trolley up his aarrrrrssssseee
  6. "His mother, from Musselburgh, sued the sportswear giant on his behalf."

    What musselburgh like-? Is it a chav infested hellhole?

    The mother originally wanted 6 grand!!!!

    JJB should have just given the kid a set of shoes there and then. Had it dealt with.

    Or the judge-sherrif or waht have you, should have told the 1 year kid to "man the fcuk up stop acting like a soft idiot".
  7. Look, as a one-time lawyer I love this stuff. Leave it alone, it's cash. Do you think serving lesbians come along every day?
  8. Sounds American!