Ali Dizaei found guilty at retrial

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  1. So lightning does strike twice. :)

    Have to say, it couldn't have happened to a nastier piece of work

    BBC News - Ali Dizaei: Met Police commander found guilty
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  2. Good.

    He is a shocking, shameless individual. I hope he gets sent to prison and has his arrse reamed by a gang of ****ing weirdos all hung like baboons.
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  3. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Oh good. For a moment (actually several separate moments) it looked as if Teflon Ali would slip through again. Does this mean we can stop paying him £90,000 a year to watch Jeremy Kyle and do a spot of gardening?
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  4. Brings a smile to my face.

    Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's back to the Big House you go.

    I wonder if he has his prison issue shirts tailored to show off his guns!
  5. Didn't he try and come up with a defence of racism? Or have I imagined that?
  6. Just when I thought it was turning into a really shit day, something fooking fantastic like this happens.

    Hope he bottom rots due to the arrse pounding he's going to get from a gang of contageous nonses sharing the wing with him.
  7. What a ****!
  8. Ha ha ****ing ha
    Couldn't happen to a nicer man.
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  9. " .... currently suspended from his £90,000-a-year job at the Met."

    On full pay, I suppose.

    There's always two or more sides to every story but I have to admit that Mr Dizaei doesn't exactly come over as Mr Clean.
  10. sirbhp

    sirbhp LE Book Reviewer

    ,, if at first you don't succeed .
  11. I bet a certain ex transport minister will be watching very closely as to what the sentence is for the perverting conviction is in this case :)
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  12. I was having a particularly shit day, but this has made it all ok!!!!
  13. He never will because no matter how hard he tries, that soap on the shower floor will always be out of reach.
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  14. It's weird because the victim was possibly the worlds least believable winess.
    Benefit frauster
    Illegal immigrant although Syrian so gets bonus points these days :(
    Violent glassed someone nice
    Top it all a suspected racist.
    Still Ali came off as less believable :)
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  15. Tbf I think even prison rapists have standards