Alfies not the daddy

#2
Hardly news, though, is it? :twisted:
 
#3
msr said:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1184293/Alfies-NOT-daddy-DNA-tests-prove-boy-12-did-father-baby.html

So Chantelle is a bit of a slapper then :)

msr
What do you mean a bit
 
#5
Just a thought does she have an alternate option or is it another one who's upbringing I am going to be subsidising?
 
#6
#7
So why are all these blokes so keen to come forward and volunteer for a life of paying child benefit, I wonder? Not too many brain cells lost on the players in this story...

And shouldn't somebody be getting prosecuted for statutory rape? She is 15 after all, and Alfie was 12.
 
#9
Bravo_Zulu said:
So why are all these blokes so keen to come forward and volunteer for a life of paying child benefit, I wonder? Not too many brain cells lost on the players in this story...

And shouldn't somebody be getting prosecuted for statutory rape? She is 15 after all, and Alfie was 12.

That would probably be a case of;


Me, me, me, I'm not a virgin, honest; and I'm in the papers.
 
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#10
Not sure about stat rape tho as they were both under 16 but am sure better minds will assist in that. Personally I would like to do the lot of them with a captive bolt gun cos I'm nice like that.
 
#13
msr said:
So Chantelle is a bit of a slapper then :)

msr
In other news - Bears still sh1tting in woods and Pope still a Catholic :roll:
 
#15
Amid all the calls for "better sex education for kids" etc. The one bit of good news from the story....

A further judgment made earlier this month by Mrs Justice Eleanor King, said the girl [chantelle] had been called a 'slut' by four people she did not know.

The teenager said she 'was crying a lot every day' and feared that the insults would 'go on forever'.
Carry on the insults I say, national ridicule. That is the way to make these skip rats realise that they should keep their legs together.

And to really rub it in.... Tell chantelle to report to "Chocolate-Frog's refuge for underage and unemployed single mothers".

Where she will live in a rather nice "flat" of two sleeping areas, and a living space, amid tranquil sculpted gardens and play areas. Trained specialists will care for both mother and child(ren), giving the children a free day care center whilst the teen mothers work 30 hours a week scrubbing skid marks out of hospital sheets.

Although they would also receive education, deportment lessons and some work on their esteem.

All nicely secure inside a nice wire fence. Visits by male family members are chaperoned, and the odd day out is allowed too when the mother has earnt the priviledge, with chaperone if required.

I feel this sort of treatment will bring down teen pregnancies, and give the kids a better start in life.

When the child is 5, the "family" can leave the "locked down" facility and enter "Chocolate_Frog's refuge for single mums", where they are housed (no fancy 2 bedroom council houses here) until they can pay their own way in life.

Here they start to work 40 hours per week for their dole just like other unemployed people.
 
#16
Her parents must be so proud :roll:
 
#17
Poor old Alfie...he'll be throwing a strop now his toy has been taken away. Never mind, maybe Chantelle will swap it for a CD.
 
#18
That chantelle's a real catch!!! anyone got here number?? :p
 

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#19
chocolate_frog said:
Here they start to work 40 hours per week
Forty hours a week? How very Victorian.

Do you still send small boys up your chimney too?*




*Note: This is not a euphemism.
 
#20
Did anyone pick up on the fact that her Mum thought it was perfectly OK for different boys to stay over and sleep with her daughter? I almost feel a little bit sorry for Chantelle. Its not like she's going to realise that its wrong when her parent is so complicit in it. I mean we all had a leg trembler round the back of the bike sheds but to be made breakfast by the folks in the morning seems a bit OTT!!
 
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