Alfies not the daddy

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  1. msr

    msr LE

  2. Hardly news, though, is it? :twisted:
  3. What do you mean a bit
  4. Oh, now there's a shock :roll:
  5. Just a thought does she have an alternate option or is it another one who's upbringing I am going to be subsidising?
  6. So why are all these blokes so keen to come forward and volunteer for a life of paying child benefit, I wonder? Not too many brain cells lost on the players in this story...

    And shouldn't somebody be getting prosecuted for statutory rape? She is 15 after all, and Alfie was 12.
  7. Shite. Thought I'd got away with that one/
  8. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    That would probably be a case of;

    Me, me, me, I'm not a virgin, honest; and I'm in the papers.
  9. Not sure about stat rape tho as they were both under 16 but am sure better minds will assist in that. Personally I would like to do the lot of them with a captive bolt gun cos I'm nice like that.
  10. rampant

    rampant LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Make all ned girls have the implant pill fitted at the age of 12, should stop the little tramps breeding & save us a fortune.
  11. In other news - Bears still sh1tting in woods and Pope still a Catholic :roll:
  12. allegedly
  13. Amid all the calls for "better sex education for kids" etc. The one bit of good news from the story....

    Carry on the insults I say, national ridicule. That is the way to make these skip rats realise that they should keep their legs together.

    And to really rub it in.... Tell chantelle to report to "Chocolate-Frog's refuge for underage and unemployed single mothers".

    Where she will live in a rather nice "flat" of two sleeping areas, and a living space, amid tranquil sculpted gardens and play areas. Trained specialists will care for both mother and child(ren), giving the children a free day care center whilst the teen mothers work 30 hours a week scrubbing skid marks out of hospital sheets.

    Although they would also receive education, deportment lessons and some work on their esteem.

    All nicely secure inside a nice wire fence. Visits by male family members are chaperoned, and the odd day out is allowed too when the mother has earnt the priviledge, with chaperone if required.

    I feel this sort of treatment will bring down teen pregnancies, and give the kids a better start in life.

    When the child is 5, the "family" can leave the "locked down" facility and enter "Chocolate_Frog's refuge for single mums", where they are housed (no fancy 2 bedroom council houses here) until they can pay their own way in life.

    Here they start to work 40 hours per week for their dole just like other unemployed people.