Alf Tupper, Wilson and Roy of the Rovers are real!

Discussion in 'Old & Bold' started by jesse, Aug 11, 2012.

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  1. Gentlemen, one of my shipmates over on Rum Ration states that Alf Tupper and company were not real and just figments of someones imagination. May lighting strike all unbelievers. I had a few bevvies with Alf in The Bell the other night!!!
  2. Wilson lives on in his Yorkshire cave. Doesn't show his face much because his longjohns need darning.
  3. Sadly you fcukwit your mate is bang on....!
  4. At least we've still got Santa...
  5. He is at least 300 years of age, runs 3 minute miles and ascended Everest in bare feet. Those "Nuts and Herbs" he lives on may not withstand close scrutiny.
  6. Did he never see the Wolf in Kabul, with Chung and his clicky-ba'?
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  7. sirbhp

    sirbhp LE Book Reviewer

    commando COMICS how dare yew , they were called training manuals in my mob sirrah.
  8. I liked Billy's Boots, from The Valiant, I think. A story about a 14 year old boy who has a pair of football boots once owned by the legendary late footballer, Dead Shot Keane. When Billy wore them on the field, they became possessed with Keane's footballing ability, enabling Billy to run rings around the oposition, and even to represent England Schoolboys in an away game as a last minte replacement, scoring two goals in the process.
  9. That made oi laaarf, that did.
  10. Despite his humble beginnings, Alf became a great success.

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  11. But his fondness for fish and chips became an addiction.

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  12. A habit he needed to fund. He became a porn actor.

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  13. Tytus_Barnowl

    Tytus_Barnowl On ROPs

    Alf Tupper's on here. He's ex REME metalsmiff.
  14. Tytus_Barnowl

    Tytus_Barnowl On ROPs

    Nah, Billy was Tiger and Scorcher.

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  15. rampant

    rampant LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    I remember that as a strip in Eagle, then "Eagle & Tiger" when they merged - buggers off checks the web - it was a strip in "Tiger", not Valiant.