Alex Salmond spends £370,000 on entertaining

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  1. How dare you question the king of Scotland?
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  2. Have you seen the price of single malt lately?
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  3. With a personality like his he needs to.
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  4. It's not cheap you know, hiring an entire swinger club and Jimmy Krankie!
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  5. I now have to wash my minds eye.
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  6. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Not saying it's a biased report but this paragraph does seem to lay the blame on the banks collapse solely on his entertainment budget!

    "This total increased 63 per cent the following year when it reached £115,542. The spending coincided with the collapse of Scotland’s banks and the onset of the financial crisis"
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  7. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

  8. I wouldn't mind if he'd blown it with a bit of style, eating caviar out of the navels of 18-year-old blondes, washing it down with various Grand Cru wines and a spot of Belle Epoque etc.

    The dispiriting truth is that it will all have been blown on Scotch pies, square sausage sandwiches made with sliced shite bread, Tizer-and-Bells cocktails and McEwan's.

    The grotty Scottish sod.
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  9. He has been wining and dining Murdoch a fair bit in recent times. That's not cheap.
  10. Murdoch is an Aussie, he likes frozen lager, toast, and minced-beef pies with ketchup daubed on them.
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  11. Alex Salmond is Cnut! That is all....
  12. I didn't know he was Danish!
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