I don't think much about ANY politician, but Alex Salmond's speech at the SNP Conference, having a little dig at George Osborne was funny! ==================================================================== 3.11pm: Alex Salmond is speaking now. He begins with a joke about George Osborne. He was on a train yesterday, he says. The audience start to laugh. "In a first class carriage with a second class ticket." The audience laugh even louder. Anyway one of these plebs came up to me impudently doing his job and I just said to him. "Don't you know who I am my man? I'm the Chancellor of the Exchequer" and he said "sure and I'm the Czar of all the Russias! Get off this train." Salmond says there is a serious point here. Why on earth do we allow this bunch of incompetent Lord Snooties to be in positions of authority over our country?