Alex Salmond charged with multiple counts of sexual assault, and a bunch of other stuff too.

Jury selection will be fun. Frying to find a jury that's (a) not heard of the background to this trial, (b) not Nats who will automatically vote to acquit and (c) not Eck haters who want to send him down, may be a bit of a challenge.

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You're not saying that the only place that he could get a fair trial would be ENGLAND, would you?
 
Arrse never disappoints does it....

We have our own Arrse legal system, complete with judges, jurors and would be executioners, all fully indoctrinated into the 'guilty until proven guilty' justice model. A model in which innocent is just a long winded way of saying guilty and appeal is something that comes from an orange.

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That'll be the conditioning deeply impressed in many ArRSers from years of hearing the words, "March the guilty bastard in, Sarn't-Major!" bellowed through the COs office door.
 
I was hoping that Aberdeen's favourite swivel-eyed loon would've posted on his blog about Salmond, and given the world the gift of his opinion. Unfortunately, he hasn't posted in ages, so we have to make do with this.
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Rather sounds like a desperate defence for something naughty he was caught at online.
 
I was hoping that Aberdeen's favourite swivel-eyed loon would've posted on his blog about Salmond, and given the world the gift of his opinion. Unfortunately, he hasn't posted in ages, so we have to make do with this.
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In fairness Mr D will have been busy, having this week offered "If called upon, I would be prepared to serve the Scottish Government as Fort George's next Commander but only on the basis that the UK royals such as Queen Elizabeth and Prince Charles would be banned from Fort George." at this link: Revealed: Tory MSP privately raised fears that Fort George would close early | Press and Journal
 
RT to continue broadcasting propaganda, I think I need a lie down that news is so shocking and out of character for our Russian friends
According to the Independent (cough) a few years ago, "Samond is no socialist". Not far enough to the left for them sound of it.

I prefer using Otex to unclog my ears.
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When Eck was defeated in the last UK General Election, he bragged, “ ...you’ve no seen the last o my Bonnets and me.”


If he’s found guilty, it won’t be the Swansong he hoped for.
 
You're not saying that the only place that he could get a fair trial would be ENGLAND, would you?
C'mon in England he could don a wig, say he's changed his hairstyle and moved on, and anyone questioning the narrative would get a visit from plod to record a hate crime
 
20 years ago, I would have believed the police and courts.. These days, I don't believe anything they proclaim, unless their is absolute proof and not simply his word against hers. I truly hope Salmond is innocent, as it just adds to the weakening of our democracy.
What the hell are you wittering on about ! It’s simple, if he gets convicted in the court then he is guilty, likewise if he found not guilty then he’s innocent - please bare in mind that if proved there are victims if serious assaults involved and the case has got bugger all to do with politics or internet conspiracy theories
 
What the hell are you wittering on about ! It’s simple, if he gets convicted in the court then he is guilty, likewise if he found not guilty then he’s innocent - please bare in mind that if proved there are victims if serious assaults involved and the case has got bugger all to do with politics or internet conspiracy theories
Neither has honesty or integrity.
 

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If he is found guilty and the Judge or Sheriff sends him down, when the cell door slams on Wee Eck, the moment will forever be known as

“Ecksit”.
That needed copyrighting, the tabloid and even broadsheet journos will be over that like tramp on the proverbial.

Glad I got the global paperwork sorted.
 

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